Washington, DC, November 14 – State Department officials informed reporters this morning that as of next week they will replace their current spokesperson with a copy of Adolph Hitler’s political manifesto, noting that the work would communicate antipathy to Jews ...
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Amman, Jordan, November 13 – A leading Sunni preacher in the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan made waves today by floating the notion that Islam might take a kind view of treating the grave markers of Jews with respect. Hassan Ali ...
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By The European Union The recent spate of antisemitic violence in France is deplorable, as were the various attacks on Jews in Belgium and elsewhere over the last several months. But it would be irresponsible and malicious to say that ...
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Jerusalem, November 12 – A bill originating with the Knesset Humor Committee to take the electorate’s wishes into consideration while legislating passed its initial vote Tuesday to raucous laughter. The Make Obligatory the Consideration by Knesset Electees of Represented Yearnings ...
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Ramallah, November 11 – Palestinian Negotiator Saeb Erekat lambasted Google today, criticizing the internet giant for promoting “normalization” with Israel by allowing the country’s name to appear in search results. Erekat held a press conference at the Muqata, where he ...
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Tel Aviv, November 10 – A Palestinian youth at a Tel Aviv train station was arrested today after mistakenly stabbing an Israeli soldier and unintentionally grabbing the man’s weapon, police report. The youth, from the west Bank town of Nablus, ...
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Sobibór, Occupied Poland, October 14, 1943 – The Jews of this camp in the Government-General region of Poland tried to change the status quo at the site this week, sparking violence that left eleven SS officers and a number of ...
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Kerem Shalom, Israel, November 9 – In a further bid to ease conditions for residents of the Gaza Strip, Israel has expanded the list of materials it will allow into the territory to include the snozzcumber, a vegetable with nutritive ...
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New York, November 8 – A new United Nations report released today on global phenomena representing existential threats to mankind points to Israel’s construction activity as the leading danger to the species’ survival. The 100-page report by the United Nations ...
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An attempt to fulfill the millennia-old dream of ushering in the messianic age by having all Jews observe a single Sabbath was spoiled this Saturday by Morty Hope, a 41-year-old Jew from Anchorage, Alaska, who violated the holy day by ...
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