Alexandria, Egypt, August 31 – Mohammad El-Bir is your typical blue-collar Egyptian: struggling economically, hoping for political stability, and certain that Israel is the chief cause of the world’s problems. Pictures of the recent carnage in the Gaza Strip, however, ...
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Feed SubscriptionFBI: ISIS Plot To Pose As Cops, Shoot Unarmed Black Men
Arlington, Virginia, August 30 – The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced today it had foiled a plan by the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) to stoke racial tensions in the US even further by sending operatives to dress ...
Read More »Media Mulling Not Bothering To Report Calls For ‘Restraint’ Anymore
New York, August 29 – Leading news organizations are considering ignoring the occurrence of international leaders calling on the parties to a conflict to avoid escalating it, industry analysts say, as those pronouncements are simply not newsworthy. In the wake ...
Read More »Effort To Provide Infinite Texting Causes Black Hole
Hertzeliya, August 28 – Israeli cellular service providers Orange, Cellcom, and Partner, among others, have been pursuing a market strategy to entice customers with an infinite capacity to send text messages via their mobile devices, but scientists are warning that ...
Read More »We And ISIS Are Totally Different Kinds Of Genocidal Barbarians
By Mahmoud A-Zahar, Hamas Leader Zionist leader Binyamin Netanyahu tried to get the West to believe that the murderous, brutal Islamic State in Iraq and Syria is cut from the same cloth as our noble Resistance. I am here to ...
Read More »Church To Retain Francis As Pope After He Dies
Rome, August 27 – Roman Catholic Church officials are looking to leverage the popularity of the current pope beyond his lifetime, fearful that any successors to Francis will not possess his charisma, warmth, and love for the downtrodden. The College ...
Read More »‘Unpopular Front For Liberation Of Palestine’ Not Causing Trouble
Tel Aviv, August 26 – Officials in Israel’s security apparatus are noting that in the ongoing conflict with Palestinian terrorist groups in the Gaza Strip, the Unpopular Front for the Liberation of Palestine has been silent. While Hamas, Islamic Jihad, ...
Read More »Parrots In Awe At NY Times Ability To Repeat Anti-Israel Propaganda
Bronx Zoo, New York, August 25 – Sophie, a hyacinth macaw in the Bronx Zoo Aviary, expressed wonderment today at the uncanny ability of The New York Times and other media enterprises to echo the anti-Israel claims of Palestinians uncritically. ...
Read More »Gaza Airstrike Sparks New Violence on ‘Story’ Vs. ‘Storey’
Canary Wharf, London, August 24 – A smoldering rivalry between two leading news agencies flared into violence today over the ongoing crisis in the Gaza Strip after each one used a different spelling of the same word to describe the ...
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