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Palestinian Military Industries Upgrades Anti-Blame Dome

Palestinian Military Industries Upgrades Anti-Blame Dome

Ramallah, November 17 – Palestinian engineers unveiled the latest version of a blame-deflecting defense system today, improving the existing model to include a far more powerful deflection system to repel even preliminary notions that Palestinians could be expected to behave ...

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Coveted Refugee Status Bequeathed To Children

Coveted Refugee Status Bequeathed To Children

Yarmouk Refugee Camp, Syria, November 16 – A resident of this embattled neighborhood of Damascus died at the hands of an insurgent sniper this morning, leaving his four children the envy of millions of other refugees worldwide. Whereas the refugees ...

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Ashdod Chapter of KKK Struggling To Recruit

Ashdod Chapter of KKK Struggling To Recruit

Ashdod, Israel, November 15 – Simmering resentment over the perceived hijacking of national purpose and purity by Jews in the government has so far failed to provide fertile recruiting grounds for the Ku Klux Klan, the head of the Ashdod ...

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State Dept. Replaces Jen Psaki With Copy Of Mein Kampf

State Dept. Replaces Jen Psaki With Copy Of Mein Kampf

Washington, DC, November 14 – State Department officials informed reporters this morning that as of next week they will replace their current spokesperson with a copy of Adolph Hitler’s political manifesto, noting that the work would communicate antipathy to Jews ...

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Knesset Humor Committee Proposes Listening To Voters

Knesset Humor Committee Proposes Listening To Voters

Jerusalem, November 12 – A bill originating with the Knesset Humor Committee to take the electorate’s wishes into consideration while legislating passed its initial vote Tuesday to raucous laughter. The Make Obligatory the Consideration by Knesset Electees of Represented Yearnings ...

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