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Man Unsure Whether Israel Like Hitler Or Hitler Was Right

Man Unsure Whether Israel Like Hitler Or Hitler Was Right

Alexandria, Egypt, August 31 – Mohammad El-Bir is your typical blue-collar Egyptian: struggling economically, hoping for political stability, and certain that Israel is the chief cause of the world’s problems. Pictures of the recent carnage in the Gaza Strip, however, ...

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Effort To Provide Infinite Texting Causes Black Hole

Effort To Provide Infinite Texting Causes Black Hole

Hertzeliya, August 28 – Israeli cellular service providers Orange, Cellcom, and Partner, among others, have been pursuing a market strategy to entice customers with an infinite capacity to send text messages via their mobile devices, but scientists are warning that ...

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Church To Retain Francis As Pope After He Dies

Church To Retain Francis As Pope After He Dies

Rome, August 27 – Roman Catholic Church officials are looking to leverage the popularity of the current pope beyond his lifetime, fearful that any successors to Francis will not possess his charisma, warmth, and love for the downtrodden. The College ...

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