Solna, Sweden, August 6 – The manufacturer of one of the world’s most prominent baby carriers has announced a line of products to cater to newly emerging demand in the Middle East, a carrier to serve as a back-friendly way ...
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By Muhammad Dieff, Kassam Brigades You’ve heard it before, but it bears repeating: as one man, the noble residents of the Gaza Strip wish for nothing more than to become martyrs in the holy struggle to liberate our holy land ...
Read More »Study: More Photographs Of Bigfoot Than Of Hamas Fighters
Washington, August 4 – Enthusiasts who follow the search for creatures such as Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster are considering adding Hamas fighters to their list of creatures to find, since there appears to be no evidence in media ...
Read More »Opposition Leader: I Could Mishandle War Better Than Bibi
Jerusalem, August 3 – Knesset Opposition Leader Isaac Herzog said in an address this morning that if he were in office instead of Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu, he would be more adept at bungling the current war. Herzog addressed a ...
Read More »HaZorfim To Supply Silver Platter On Which To Hand Hamas Victory
Kfar Daniel, Israel, August 2 – One of the country’s most venerable silversmith establishments has been awarded the contract to produce the tremendous silver platter on which to hand Hamas the victory in the current round of violence. The Prime ...
Read More »Allah’s Forehead Sore From Facepalms At Hamas Behavior
Heaven, August 1 – The supreme power in the universe, Allah, complained today that His brow hurts from all the times he has reacted with dismay and disbelief to the actions of those who claim to be his followers. The ...
Read More »That “If NJ Fired Missiles At NY” Argument Gives Me An Idea
By Chris Christie, Governor of New Jersey We in the Garden State are strong supporters of Israel. That’s especially the case when Republicans, such as me, are in charge. So we don’t need much convincing of Israel’s right to defend ...
Read More »Egypt To Broker Truce Between Obama, Israel
Cairo, July 30 – Increasing alienation between Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu and US President Barack Obama has prompted Egyptian leader Abdel Fattah el-Sisi to propose that he mediate talks aimed at bridging the chasm separating the two administrations. The ...
Read More »Israel Threatens Hamas With Justin Bieber Shows
Jerusalem, July 29 – After three weeks of intense fighting and no clear end in sight, Israel unveiled a new weapon in its conflict with Hamas today, announcing that if the Islamist organization that rules the Gaza Strip does not ...
Read More »UN Slams Israel For Intercepting Rockets During Ceasefire
New York, July 28 – After Israel announced it will abide by the terms of a US-proposed halt to a three-week-old Israeli offensive against Hamas in the Gaza Strip, the United Nations Security Council denounced the Jewish State for nevertheless ...
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