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On Iraq, Obama Vows To Restore American Weakness

On Iraq, Obama Vows To Restore American Weakness

Washington, DC, August 16 – President Obama took the case for a limited strike against ISIS targets to Congress this week, arguing that a contentious, politically fraught process an and uncertain outcome were the only way to ensure that no ...

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Unused Grad Rocket Feeling Left Out, Inadequate

Unused Grad Rocket Feeling Left Out, Inadequate

Gaza City, August 15 – GL-5678832, a Chinese- made Grad missile, is the only unit in its lot of 32 missiles to remain unused in the recent Hamas-Israel conflict, and is questioning its self-worth. “I don’t know what they think ...

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Schabas Commission Forced To Turn Away 400 Kangaroos

Schabas Commission Forced To Turn Away 400 Kangaroos

Geneva, August 12 – The newly announced chairman of the UN Human Rights Council’s investigative commission into possible war crimes in the recent conflict in Gaza has informed reporters that, unfortunately, the commission’s limited allotment of available slots for members ...

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