Jerusalem, July 27 – An Israeli political career came to an ignominious end today when the Minister for Genocidal Affairs announced his resignation, following a scathing governmental report on the failure of the ministry to implement any sort of genocide ...
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Ra’anana, Israel, July 26 – A local resident who was forced to rush to his home’s safe room while in the middle of his shower cannot remember where in his shampooing cycle he was when the missile alert siren sounded, ...
Read More »Imam Considers Moving Missiles To Make Room For Worshipers
Gaza City, July 25 – In advance of prayer on the most well-attended day of the Muslim week, Friday, Imam Ali Al-Jabri of the Nebi Shufri Mosque in downtown Gaza City faces a dilemma: where to fit the worshipers, whose ...
Read More »I Am Tell You Why Ukraine Different From Gaza
By Vladimir Putin People are ask me why am support Israel right to defend self against Gaza terrorists while encourage and arm Ukraine separatists. Answer is simple: Ukraine separatists patriots with desire to breathe free air. Gaza terrorists bunch of ...
Read More »Victims Of Paris Pogrom So Happy Antisemitism A Thing Of The Past
Paris, July 22 – Members of Paris’s Jewish community voiced relief today, following a riot by pro-Palestinian demonstrators who ransacked Jewish-owned businesses and threatened Jews, that Jew-hatred in Europe no longer exists. It has long been claimed that a sovereign ...
Read More »Venezuela Geological Survey Finds No Evidence of Hamas War Crimes
Caracas, Venezuela, July 23 – A government-sponsored geological study of Venezuela has turned up no evidence of war crimes by the militant Hamas organization, the BBC reported today. Hamas runs the Gaza Strip and is currently engaged in hostilities with ...
Read More »Nations To Codify Special Laws Of War For Israel
A new regulation proposed by Britain will have attached to every IDF ground battalion at least four anti-Israel journalists.
Read More »Hail Of Missiles From Area Israel Left Used As Proof Israel Should Leave More Areas
Tel Aviv, July 22 – Left-wing activists and politicians in favor of further land concessions to the Palestinians are adducing the recent rocket fire from Gaza, which Israel left in 2005, as evidence that Israel should make more such concessions. ...
Read More »Israel Fears Giant Ant Invasion After Huge Tunnels Discovered Near Gaza
Kibbutz Nir Am, Israel, July 21 – Members of this agricultural community near the border with the Gaza Strip are troubled by the discovery of several large tunnels in the area, concerned that the tunnels indicate the presence of tremendous ...
Read More »Catholics Thrilled That Pope So Influential In Mideast Peacemaking
Rome, July 21 – Just two months after a landmark visit to the Holy Land by Pope Francis, Catholics around the world are encouraged by the visit’s lasting impact on efforts to bring peace to the region. Francis visited Israel ...
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