Tel Aviv, August 26 – Officials in Israel’s security apparatus are noting that in the ongoing conflict with Palestinian terrorist groups in the Gaza Strip, the Unpopular Front for the Liberation of Palestine has been silent. While Hamas, Islamic Jihad, ...
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Feed SubscriptionParrots In Awe At NY Times Ability To Repeat Anti-Israel Propaganda
Bronx Zoo, New York, August 25 – Sophie, a hyacinth macaw in the Bronx Zoo Aviary, expressed wonderment today at the uncanny ability of The New York Times and other media enterprises to echo the anti-Israel claims of Palestinians uncritically. ...
Read More »Gaza Airstrike Sparks New Violence on ‘Story’ Vs. ‘Storey’
Canary Wharf, London, August 24 – A smoldering rivalry between two leading news agencies flared into violence today over the ongoing crisis in the Gaza Strip after each one used a different spelling of the same word to describe the ...
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Foreign Ministry To Close; ‘Not Accomplishing Anything’
Jerusalem, August 23 – Israel’s cabinet has decided to shut down the country’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs amid realizations that its efforts to combat Palestinian propaganda have become pointless. The ministers voted unanimously to disband the ministry and reassign some ...
Read More »Rabbinate Declares E-mail Spam Not Kosher
Jerusalem, August 22 – Israel’s two Chief Rabbis issued a joint ruling today that internet spam, like actual Spamâ„¢, is not kosher and must be properly purged before an inbox may be used again. Spam, a pork product produced my ...
Read More »Nobody Bothers To Read Me Anymore
By the Hamas Charter If I have one complaint about all the people outside the Middle East and their support for Palestinians based on liberal Western values, it would be: have you even read me? I didn’t think so. I ...
Read More »Girl Glad She Put That 4th “!” In Her “Support The IDF” Facebook Status
Elizabeth, NJ, August 20 – A local teen expressed gratification this morning after deciding to use four, instead of only three, exclamation points in a Facebook post admonishing her friends to show their support for the Israel Defense Forces in ...
Read More »Hamas: Rocket Off Tel Aviv Coast Targeted Sea-Dwelling Jews
Gaza City, Gaza Strip, August 20 – A Fajr-5 missile struck the Mediterranean Sea off Tel Aviv today, in an attack Hamas says was aimed at Jews living in the water. It is but the latest move by the militant ...
Read More »Man In Suit Saying Something About Gaza
Jerusalem, August 20 – Israeli and foreign correspondents reported this morning (Wednesday) that a man in business attire is apparently standing behind a microphone and talking about the situation in and around the Gaza Strip. The man, according to initial ...
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