Tel Aviv, July 8 – Editors at the popular Israeli website Ynet are toying with the notion of giving their readers news stories beyond celebrity gossip and the latest photos of attractive public figures in swimsuits. With tensions mounting between ...
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Feed SubscriptionJews Held For Murder; Smugness Across Europe Suffocates Dozens
Paris, July 7 – Israeli police arrested six suspects in the murder last week of an Arab teenager, leading to the highest levels of smugness in the European atmosphere in decades. At least fifty people were reported hospitalized across Scandinavia ...
Read More »IDF Thanks Murderers of Arab Teen For Making Their Job SO Much Easier
Tel Aviv, July 6 – Senior commanders of the Israel Defense Force and officials at the Ministry of Defense expressed their gratitutde today to whoever burned an Arab teenager to death last week, saying that thanks to the killing, they ...
Read More »That’s Not the Prophecy I Spake Unto Thee, Thou Idiot
Thus saith the LORD: Thou art a moron. I mean, really. How difficult can it be for you to describe what you saw in that vision? It’s not like I was cryptic or anything. “Go forth unto the people and ...
Read More »Study: Throwing Stones At Passing Cars A Lousy Way To Change Policy
Jerusalem, July 5 – A review of political demonstrations in Israel and the areas under its control over the last two decades has concluded that hurling geological objects toward moving motor vehicles on nearby thoroughfares does not correlate with implementation ...
Read More »Jews Allowed To Defend Themselves? Inconceivable!
By Vizzini Let me put it this way: ever heard of Kerry? Clinton? Carter? Morons. The whole western approach to the Arab-Israeli conflict is based on the erroneous assumption that the Jewish State should have secure borders and the ability ...
Read More »Hundreds Injured Jumping To Conclusions About Murder Of Arab Teen
Jerusalem, July 3 – More than 800 commentators, politicians, and other public figures needed medical treatment yesterday when they suffered various injuries incurred while jumping to conclusions over the abduction and murder of Muhammad Abu Khdeir, 16, whose body was found ...
Read More »UN Adds ISIS To Human Rights Council
Geneva, July 2 – The United Nations General Assembly voted today to add the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) to the UN Human Rights Council. The council is the world’s foremost international forum for the advocacy and protection ...
Read More »PA Police To Increase Cooperation By Making Sad Faces At Israeli Losses
Ramallah, July 2 – Palestinian security forces intend to increase their coordination with Israel on preventive security in the aftermath of the abduction and murder of three Israeli teenagers, by feigning sympathy for Israelis when such incidents occur. On Tuesday ...
Read More »EU Denounces Israeli Corpses For Being Found On Palestinian Land
Brussels, July 1 – The chief of European Union foreign policy spoke out against the remains of three Israeli teenagers today, criticizing them for being found on land the Palestinians claim. Eyal Yifrach, 19, Gilad Shaer, 16, and Naftali Fraenkel, ...
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