Cairo, July 15 – Israel’s cabinet voted to accept an Egyptian-mediated cease-fire with Hamas this morning, but the Gaza-based militant organization has yet to endorse the agreement, protesting that the terms of the truce should only apply to Israel. Since ...
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Feed SubscriptionThe War Does Not Exempt You From Cleaning Your Room, Young Man
By Mom I know we’re spending more of our time than usual in the bomb shelter, but let me be clear: this war does not exempt you from cleaning your room, young man. I will hear no more arguments. Yes, ...
Read More »MKs Fear War Costs Will Hurt Terrorism Apologist Budget
Jerusalem, July 13 – Legislators in Israel’s parliament voiced concern this morning that the continuing offensive against terrorist fighters and armaments in the Gaza Strip may deprive the government of funds it needs to pay government officials who excuse or ...
Read More »Brave Hamas Fighters Courageously Hiding Among Children
Khan Yunis, Gaza Strip, July 12 – In what military experts around the world are calling a bold, gutsy strategy, militants of the Hamas movement in the Gaza Strip are bravely taking the risk of positioning themselves among noncombatants, despite ...
Read More »Israel Electric Co. To Power Region From Herzl Spinning In Grave
Haifa, July 11 – Israel’s national electric utility plans to continue its transition away from coal-fired power plants by harnessing the kinetic energy of modern Zionism’s founder rotating in his grave, the Ministry of Environmental Protection announced today. The Israel ...
Read More »Nation That Carpet-Bombed Vietnam Calls For Israeli Restraint
Washington, DC, July 10 – The government of the last country to use saturation bombing in combat is admonishing Israel to exercise restraint in its handling of the current offensive in the Gaza Strip. In 1965, the Unites States Air ...
Read More »Satan Tired Of Hamas Leaving Gates Of Hell Open All The Time
Khan Yunis, Gaza Strip, July 9 – The leadership of Hamas and Islamic Jihad threatened to “open the gates of Hell” on Israel if the latter continued attacking their fighters launching rockets at Israel, but the chief resident of Hell ...
Read More »Environmental Groups Praise Hamas for Recycling Photos from Syria
Rafah, Gaza Strip – Greenpeace International has issued a statement lauding the Islamist movement Hamas for using old photos of the civil war in Syria as part of its anti-Israel propaganda effort. “This is not the first time images have ...
Read More »Hamas, Stop That Right Now, Or I Shall Be Forced To Frown!
By US President Barack Obama The continuing rocket fire against Israeli communities is intolerable and must cease. If it does not, I will have no choice but to wear an unpleased facial expression. I have already called on Israel to ...
Read More »Gaza Rockets Put Damper On Ashdod Port Corruption
Ashdod, July 8 – Workers and managers at this southern port city have had to take shelter repeatedly from incoming rockets launched from the Gaza Strip, disrupting work and severely limiting the amount of corruption that can be accomplished during ...
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