By Chris Christie, Governor of New Jersey We in the Garden State are strong supporters of Israel. That’s especially the case when Republicans, such as me, are in charge. So we don’t need much convincing of Israel’s right to defend ...
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Feed SubscriptionEgypt To Broker Truce Between Obama, Israel
Cairo, July 30 – Increasing alienation between Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu and US President Barack Obama has prompted Egyptian leader Abdel Fattah el-Sisi to propose that he mediate talks aimed at bridging the chasm separating the two administrations. The ...
Read More »Israel Threatens Hamas With Justin Bieber Shows
Jerusalem, July 29 – After three weeks of intense fighting and no clear end in sight, Israel unveiled a new weapon in its conflict with Hamas today, announcing that if the Islamist organization that rules the Gaza Strip does not ...
Read More »UN Slams Israel For Intercepting Rockets During Ceasefire
New York, July 28 – After Israel announced it will abide by the terms of a US-proposed halt to a three-week-old Israeli offensive against Hamas in the Gaza Strip, the United Nations Security Council denounced the Jewish State for nevertheless ...
Read More »Minister Of Genocide Forced To Resign Over Persistent Failures
Jerusalem, July 27 – An Israeli political career came to an ignominious end today when the Minister for Genocidal Affairs announced his resignation, following a scathing governmental report on the failure of the ministry to implement any sort of genocide ...
Read More »Man Unsure Whether Missile Siren Interrupted Lather, Rinse, Or Repeat
Ra’anana, Israel, July 26 – A local resident who was forced to rush to his home’s safe room while in the middle of his shower cannot remember where in his shampooing cycle he was when the missile alert siren sounded, ...
Read More »Imam Considers Moving Missiles To Make Room For Worshipers
Gaza City, July 25 – In advance of prayer on the most well-attended day of the Muslim week, Friday, Imam Ali Al-Jabri of the Nebi Shufri Mosque in downtown Gaza City faces a dilemma: where to fit the worshipers, whose ...
Read More »I Am Tell You Why Ukraine Different From Gaza
By Vladimir Putin People are ask me why am support Israel right to defend self against Gaza terrorists while encourage and arm Ukraine separatists. Answer is simple: Ukraine separatists patriots with desire to breathe free air. Gaza terrorists bunch of ...
Read More »Victims Of Paris Pogrom So Happy Antisemitism A Thing Of The Past
Paris, July 22 – Members of Paris’s Jewish community voiced relief today, following a riot by pro-Palestinian demonstrators who ransacked Jewish-owned businesses and threatened Jews, that Jew-hatred in Europe no longer exists. It has long been claimed that a sovereign ...
Read More »Venezuela Geological Survey Finds No Evidence of Hamas War Crimes
Caracas, Venezuela, July 23 – A government-sponsored geological study of Venezuela has turned up no evidence of war crimes by the militant Hamas organization, the BBC reported today. Hamas runs the Gaza Strip and is currently engaged in hostilities with ...
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