Brussels, July 1 – The chief of European Union foreign policy spoke out against the remains of three Israeli teenagers today, criticizing them for being found on land the Palestinians claim. Eyal Yifrach, 19, Gilad Shaer, 16, and Naftali Fraenkel, ...
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Feed SubscriptionSatan Gleefully Anticipating Eventual Arrival Of Palestinian Kidnappers
Seventh Pit of Hell, June 30 – The Prince of Darkness has begun preparations for the eventual arrival in Hell of the two men responsible for the abduction and murder of three Israeli boys two weeks ago, and has set ...
Read More »Opposition Blasts Netanyahu For Hot Weather
Tel Aviv, June 30 – Opposition leaders leveled criticism at the Netanyahu government today over the heat wave currently hitting the country, with stagnant air and daytime temperatures that have not fallen below 32º C (90ºF) and in some parts ...
Read More »I’m Glad I’m Not Getting The Same UN ‘Help’ As Palestinian Refugees
By Hassan Amir, refugee from Mosul, Iraq My family was displaced last week when soldiers from the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant swept in. As Shiites, we’re persona non grata under these Sunni fanatics, so we have nowhere ...
Read More »Israel Philharmonic To Stop Selling Beer After 3rd Movement
Tel Aviv, June 29 – Troubled by unruly attendees in the audience, Heichal Hatarbut, the Tel Aviv home of the Israel Philharmonic, has decided to stop selling alcoholic beverages beyond the third movement of orchestral works of four movements or ...
Read More »UN Concerned Hamas Terror Tunnels Not Up To Safety Standards
Geneva, June 28 – The United Nations Human Rights Council expressed misgivings today about the network of tunnels and underground bunkers constructed by Hamas in the Gaza Strip and elsewhere, noting that it is unlikely that the structures meet the ...
Read More »Study: Palestinian High Road Lower Than Most Others’ Low Roads
June 27 – Topographers at the Palestine Institute of Geography (PIG) have published a study indicating that the altitude of Palestinian societal thoroughfares locally considered morally elevated are nevertheless less elevated than the lower routes of other societies. A PIG ...
Read More »Muslims: Israel Taking Forever To Destroy Al-Aqsa Already
Jerusalem, June 25 – Palestinian religious scholars and military experts alike remain baffled at Israel’s continued failure to mount an actual effort to destroy the Al-Aqsa Mosque, despite years of warnings by Palestinian and Arab leaders that such attempts are ...
Read More »China ‘Smashes’ 32 Terrorist Groups; World Reacts By Slamming Israel
Xinjiang, China, June 25 – Persistent unrest in this heavily Muslim region has led Chinese authorities to crack down on the native Uighur population, killing at least 13 and sentencing hundreds more to incarceration or execution, leading the United Nations ...
Read More »Report: Levels On Which BDS Wrong Up 20%
Tel Aviv, June 24 – Scientists at Tel Aviv University are reporting that the Boycott, Divest, Sanctions movement against Israel, already wrong on so many levels, has somehow increased the number of planes on which its activities and attitudes violate ...
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