Rome, August 27 – Roman Catholic Church officials are looking to leverage the popularity of the current pope beyond his lifetime, fearful that any successors to Francis will not possess his charisma, warmth, and love for the downtrodden. The College ...
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Tel Aviv, August 26 – Officials in Israel’s security apparatus are noting that in the ongoing conflict with Palestinian terrorist groups in the Gaza Strip, the Unpopular Front for the Liberation of Palestine has been silent. While Hamas, Islamic Jihad, ...
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Bronx Zoo, New York, August 25 – Sophie, a hyacinth macaw in the Bronx Zoo Aviary, expressed wonderment today at the uncanny ability of The New York Times and other media enterprises to echo the anti-Israel claims of Palestinians uncritically. ...
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Canary Wharf, London, August 24 – A smoldering rivalry between two leading news agencies flared into violence today over the ongoing crisis in the Gaza Strip after each one used a different spelling of the same word to describe the ...
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Jerusalem, August 23 – Israel’s cabinet has decided to shut down the country’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs amid realizations that its efforts to combat Palestinian propaganda have become pointless. The ministers voted unanimously to disband the ministry and reassign some ...
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Jerusalem, August 22 – Israel’s two Chief Rabbis issued a joint ruling today that internet spam, like actual Spam™, is not kosher and must be properly purged before an inbox may be used again. Spam, a pork product produced my ...
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By the Hamas Charter If I have one complaint about all the people outside the Middle East and their support for Palestinians based on liberal Western values, it would be: have you even read me? I didn’t think so. I ...
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Elizabeth, NJ, August 20 – A local teen expressed gratification this morning after deciding to use four, instead of only three, exclamation points in a Facebook post admonishing her friends to show their support for the Israel Defense Forces in ...
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Gaza City, Gaza Strip, August 20 – A Fajr-5 missile struck the Mediterranean Sea off Tel Aviv today, in an attack Hamas says was aimed at Jews living in the water. It is but the latest move by the militant ...
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