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Nature Reserves To Be Preemptively Converted To Landfills

Nature Reserves To Be Preemptively Converted To Landfills

Jerusalem, May 8 – Israel’s Ministry of the Environment announced today that to avoid expensive and time-consuming cleanup costs from throngs of visitors, the Nature and Parks Authority would transform most of the country’s green spaces outright into garbage dumps. ...

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Biblical Ezra Visits Teaneck, Performs Facepalm

Biblical Ezra Visits Teaneck, Performs Facepalm

Teaneck, New Jersey, May 5 – On the date of the Hebrew calendar that marks the anniversary of modern Israel’s establishment as a state, Ezra, the hero of the eponymous Biblical narrative, expressed frustration that the Jews of that township ...

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Waldorf, Statler Convert To Judaism

Waldorf, Statler Convert To Judaism

Los Angeles, May 4 – Two of show business’s most venerable personalities announced Saturday that they had adopted the Hebraic religion, sending ripples through the industry as gossip columnists and analysts began speculating how the move would affect the pair, ...

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Peeping Toms Excited At Independence Day Focus On Women

Peeping Toms Excited At Independence Day Focus On Women

Jerusalem, May 2 – At the behest of the Knesset Committee on Ceremonies and Symbols, this year’s official Yom Haatzmaut ceremonies will feature fourteen prominent women who have made important contributions to Israeli society and culture, a decision that has ...

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