Washington, DC, March 26 – Saudi Arabia denied a visa to a Jerusalem Post reporter who was to accompany President Barack Obama on the latter’s upcoming trip, prompting the White House to register its chagrin that it lacked the guts ...
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Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, March 26 – In the continuing mystery surrounding the exact circumstances that led to a Malaysia Airlines aircraft disappearing into the Indian Ocean, the Muslim world is expressing outrage that the obvious perpetrators, the Jews, are all ...
Read More »Vandals Aim To Solve Regional Conflict By Slashing Tires
Jerusalem, March 25 – A group of as-yet-unidentified Jewish youths from the northern section of the city hopes to put an end to the centuries-old friction over land and politics in the Holy Land by vandalizing the vehicles of non-Jews. ...
Read More »Hell Forced To Open New Wing For Suicide Bombers
Sheol, March 24 – The management of the Underworld announced this morning that a continued influx of suicide bombers from various countries in the Middle East has made it necessary to set aside a separate extension of the domain just ...
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Read More »6 Knesset Members Hospitalized After Excessive Posturing
Jerusalem, March 23 – Half a dozen Israeli lawmakers were taken for medical treatment today after they engaged in political posturing that their bodies could not handle. Four of the six were reacting to the trial verdict of MK Muhammad ...
Read More »UN: Who Says Gaza Kidnapping Tunnel To Be Used For Kidnapping?
New York, March 22 – The United Nations Security Council reacted this morning with dismay to Israeli efforts to destroy a tunnel from the Gaza Strip, denouncing Israel for collectively punishing Gaza residents by denying all of them the ability ...
Read More »Don’t Insult My Life’s Work By Calling Israeli Policies ‘Genocide’
By Adolf Hitler I’m as anti-Jew as the next Nazi, but stop saying Israel commits genocide against the Palestinians. Calling anything Israel does to the Palestinians “genocide” is a slap in the face to those of us who devoted years ...
Read More »Security Council Rejects Petition on Syria War Crimes: ‘No Mention of Israeli Atrocities’
New York, March 20 – The United Nations Security Council reacted coolly to a petition calling for the body to investigate alleged war crimes by the Syrian government and insurgent rebels, saying that the request failed to provide for adequate ...
Read More »Banks To Charge Less For Letting You Use Your Own Damn Money
Tel Aviv, March 19 – Bank HaPoalim became the first Israeli bank to release its government-mandated fee schedule today, announcing three packages for different levels of account activity that will allow Israelis to pay less than they have been paying ...
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