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Hell Forced To Open New Wing For Suicide Bombers

Hell Forced To Open New Wing For Suicide Bombers

Sheol, March 24 – The management of the Underworld announced this morning that a continued influx of suicide bombers from various countries in the Middle East has made it necessary to set aside a separate extension of the domain just ...

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Buy One Weapons System, Get the Second for Half Price!

Buy One Weapons System, Get the Second for Half Price!

WARNING: This device must only be used against civilians. The manufacturer shall not be liable for damage or injury incurred as a result of use against bona fide military targets. Thank you for purchasing your Katyusha™ Brand disposable rocket. We ...

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