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Feed SubscriptionOmar Vows To Block Runway If Jordan Extradites Sbarro Bomber
"Lots of somebodies did somethings back in 2001, so why are we making a big deal out of it now, anyway?"
Read More »Israeli Operation That Killed Only Armed Men Invoked To Prove Indiscriminate IDF Murder Of Civilians
Like an increase of hundreds of thousands of Palestinian Arabs in Jerusalem, a statistic that obviously proves Israel is getting rid of them.
Read More »Anti-Bibi Protester Blocking Highway Unable To Convince Motorists Traffic Tie-Ups Any Worse Than Normal
"Some of us even got arrested for hitting cops, which I thought only happened to right-wingers and Haredim!"
Read More »If We’re To Genocide The Palestinians, What’s With All The Free Medical Care?
by Dr. Tzvi Bar-Giora, Department Chief, Obstetrics, Hadassah - Ein Kerem University Medical Center
Read More »Dad Unaware Of Rule That Shower Not Over Till Playlist Ends
"OMG he doesn't even listen to music when he's showering."
Read More »Man Saved 1980’s Rebbe Trading Cards, Thinking They’d Be Valuable Someday
Neighbors bought Upper Deck baseball cards, but Sam and his classmates latched onto a more Jewish equivalent that teachers had encouraged them to collect.
Read More »Biden Admin Laments Impossibility Of Shameful Saigon/Kabul-Like Withdrawal From Iran Also
Dramatic images of locals clinging to departing American aircraft, only to fall to their inevitable deaths, will not form a part of the story.
Read More »Qatar-Run Outlet Warns Of Zionist-Controlled Media
The dire consequences of a foreign country setting the editorial and content agenda.
Read More »Effort To Drive Jews Into Sea Refocuses On Hacking Waze To Point Toward Mediterranean
Waze began as an Israeli startup; the poetry of the history is not lost on the proposal's proponents.
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