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Biblical Ezra Visits Teaneck, Performs Facepalm

Biblical Ezra Visits Teaneck, Performs Facepalm

Teaneck, New Jersey, May 5 – On the date of the Hebrew calendar that marks the anniversary of modern Israel’s establishment as a state, Ezra, the hero of the eponymous Biblical narrative, expressed frustration that the Jews of that township ...

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Waldorf, Statler Convert To Judaism

Waldorf, Statler Convert To Judaism

Los Angeles, May 4 – Two of show business’s most venerable personalities announced Saturday that they had adopted the Hebraic religion, sending ripples through the industry as gossip columnists and analysts began speculating how the move would affect the pair, ...

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Peeping Toms Excited At Independence Day Focus On Women

Peeping Toms Excited At Independence Day Focus On Women

Jerusalem, May 2 – At the behest of the Knesset Committee on Ceremonies and Symbols, this year’s official Yom Haatzmaut ceremonies will feature fourteen prominent women who have made important contributions to Israeli society and culture, a decision that has ...

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Democracy Is Only For People Who Agree With Me

Democracy Is Only For People Who Agree With Me

By Jeremy Ben-Ami, Executive Director, J-Street I must say I’m disappointed that the Conference of Presidents of Major Jewish Organizations voted against allowing J-Street to gain membership. It would have provided an opportunity to force our agenda onto an Israeli ...

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Haredim Expected To Excel At Black-Hat SEO

Haredim Expected To Excel At Black-Hat SEO

Hertzeliya, Israel, April 30 – When Google opened its first research and development center in Israel in 2006, company executives were focused more on the quality and quantity of available personnel for the development of new initiatives, but the ensuing ...

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Apes, Pigs To Muslims: ‘Leave Us Out Of This’

Apes, Pigs To Muslims: ‘Leave Us Out Of This’

Nairobi, Kenya, April 27 – Tired of being invoked by Muslim firebrands as the ancestors of Jews, activists from the simian and porcine communities held a protest, calling on the followers of Muhammad to desist from bringing them into the ...

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