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Buy One Weapons System, Get the Second for Half Price!

Buy One Weapons System, Get the Second for Half Price!

WARNING: This device must only be used against civilians. The manufacturer shall not be liable for damage or injury incurred as a result of use against bona fide military targets. Thank you for purchasing your Katyusha™ Brand disposable rocket. We ...

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Europe Running Out Of Jewish Tombstones To Deface

Europe Running Out Of Jewish Tombstones To Deface

Tatabanya, Hungary, March 18 – Antisemitic vandals spray-painted swastikas and slogans all over the Jewish cemetery here last week, stoking worries among Europe’s far-right leadership that they face a looming shortage of such sites to deface. The desecration highlights the ...

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UN Condemns All Jews For Mordechai Not Bowing To Haman

UN Condemns All Jews For Mordechai Not Bowing To Haman

Geneva – The United nations Security Council issued a condemnation of the Jewish people today, following Mordechai’s refusal to prostrate himself before Haman, another of the King Ahashverosh’s ministers. The resolution called the refusal “a deplorable act of intolerance,” and ...

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Haman’s 50-Cubit Gallows Cited For Zoning Violation

Haman’s 50-Cubit Gallows Cited For Zoning Violation

Susa, Persian Empire – Prime Minister Haman Ben Hamedata has been charged with a fine of 50 silver pieces for erecting an unauthorized structure on his property, sources inside the palace reported today. Eyewitnesses told PreOccupied Territory that upon returning ...

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