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Haredim, Palestinians To Hold Joint Rock-Throwing Exercises

Haredim, Palestinians To Hold Joint Rock-Throwing Exercises

Jerusalem, May 29 – Leaders of Israel’s Haredi community and of Palestinian protesters announced today that they will organize sessions at which activists from both groups can exchange their collective wisdom on rock-throwing and other methods of expression opposition to ...

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Oh, God, Don’t Put Me In Another Gaza Flotilla

Oh, God, Don’t Put Me In Another Gaza Flotilla

By the MV Mavi Marmara It’s getting old, people. Face it: nobody cares about the stupid Palestinians in the Gaza Strip. Least of all their leaders. So stop trying to organize “freedom” flotillas for people who would be just fine ...

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God Admits Creation Of Celery A Joke

God Admits Creation Of Celery A Joke

Jerusalem, May 24 – The Almighty convened a press conference this afternoon to admit that He created celery in a fit of silliness, but found that the way humans treated it as food was so entertaining that only when the ...

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The Jews Use Conspiracy Theories To Control You

The Jews Use Conspiracy Theories To Control You

By Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, Prime Minister, Republic of Turkey In the internet age it’s easier than ever to spread rumors of secret cabals manipulating major events, and to find a receptive audience for those rumors. That’s why we need to ...

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