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Bible Critic Casts Doubt On Authorship Of Traffic Ticket

Bible Critic Casts Doubt On Authorship Of Traffic Ticket

He claims the ticket should therefore be invalidated and any penalties and fines canceled. Cambridge, MA, February 16 – Gordon L. Meriwether, a professor of Semitic languages at Harvard Divinity School, is contesting the origin of a speeding ticket issued ...

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Israel to Preemptively Strike Iran with Gay-Bomb

Israel to Preemptively Strike Iran with Gay-Bomb

Jerusalem, February 13 – Logistical moves in Israel’s military point to preparations for a “gay” assault on Iran, according to reports obtained by PreOccupied Territory. The preparations come amid heightened tension over Iran’s nuclear capabilities and intentions, as well as ...

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European Scientists Find Palestinian Gene For Blamelessness

European Scientists Find Palestinian Gene For Blamelessness

Stockholm, February 13 – Geneticists at the Royal Swedish Academy say they have isolated the segment of DNA that accounts for automatic blamelessness among Palestinians, the European Journal of Medicine reported today. European researchers say that the gene known as ...

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Oldest Star Discovered; Palestinians: We Were There First

Oldest Star Discovered; Palestinians: We Were There First

Canberra, Australia, February 11 – Astronomers in Australia have discovered what they say is the oldest star known so far, prompting Palestinian officials to claim their ancestors inhabited that star long before any Jews came along. Scientists mapping the southern ...

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