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Canaanites Deny Being Forebears Of Palestinians

Canaanites Deny Being Forebears Of Palestinians

Hatzor, Israel, February 17 – After several prominent Palestinians asserted that they were descended from the ancient Canaanites, leaders of the Canaanite city-states emphatically ruled out the notion that their descendants were modern-day Palestinians. Amirapu I of Ugarit and Yavin ...

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Bible Critic Casts Doubt On Authorship Of Traffic Ticket

Bible Critic Casts Doubt On Authorship Of Traffic Ticket

He claims the ticket should therefore be invalidated and any penalties and fines canceled. Cambridge, MA, February 16 – Gordon L. Meriwether, a professor of Semitic languages at Harvard Divinity School, is contesting the origin of a speeding ticket issued ...

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Israel to Preemptively Strike Iran with Gay-Bomb

Israel to Preemptively Strike Iran with Gay-Bomb

Jerusalem, February 13 – Logistical moves in Israel’s military point to preparations for a “gay” assault on Iran, according to reports obtained by PreOccupied Territory. The preparations come amid heightened tension over Iran’s nuclear capabilities and intentions, as well as ...

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