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Jerusalem To Shoot Dog Owners Who Fail To Clean Up

Jerusalem To Shoot Dog Owners Who Fail To Clean Up

Jerusalem, January 30 – Jerusalem Mayor Nir Barkat has announced that he is empowering municipal workers and concerned citizens to shoot the owners of dogs that leave excrement on the ground and neglect to clean it up within minutes. Barkat ...

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Saudi Arabia Outlaws Women

Saudi Arabia Outlaws Women

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, January 29 – The Saudi government announced today it will outlaw women, calling them a threat to the moral fabric of society. As of February 1, anyone in possession of a woman will face fines or imprisonment, ...

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UN Insecurity Council Denounces Self

UN Insecurity Council Denounces Self

New York, NY (AP) – Meeting behind closed doors because of what others might think of them, the United Nations Insecurity Council took up the matter of the violence in and around the West Bank and Gaza Strip, and wound ...

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It’s Not Palestine Unless It’s Judenrein

By Mahmoud Abbas, Palestinian Authority President Binyamin Netanyahu has once again raised a non-starter of an idea: let the Israeli settlers remain in their settlements after the land is transferred to the emerging state of Palestine. Of course we Palestinians ...

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Knesset Adopts Inappropriations Bill

Knesset Adopts Inappropriations Bill

Jerusalem, January 26 – Israeli lawmakers approved obnoxiously proposed legislation on Sunday allocating money for a variety of inappropriate activities. The Inappropriations Law determines which of the rude items in the annual budget will receive funding, from how-to classes on ...

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Jewish Communities Discovered Outside New York

Jewish Communities Discovered Outside New York

New York, January 24 (Duh) – Jewish leaders are reeling in the wake of the discovery that there are functioning Jewish communities beyond the New York area. It has long been accepted that individual or small groups of Jews might ...

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