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Hell Forced To Open New Wing For Suicide Bombers

Hell Forced To Open New Wing For Suicide Bombers

Sheol, March 24 – The management of the Underworld announced this morning that a continued influx of suicide bombers from various countries in the Middle East has made it necessary to set aside a separate extension of the domain just ...

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Buy One Weapons System, Get the Second for Half Price!

Buy One Weapons System, Get the Second for Half Price!

WARNING: This device must only be used against civilians. The manufacturer shall not be liable for damage or injury incurred as a result of use against bona fide military targets. Thank you for purchasing your Katyusha™ Brand disposable rocket. We ...

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Europe Running Out Of Jewish Tombstones To Deface

Europe Running Out Of Jewish Tombstones To Deface

Tatabanya, Hungary, March 18 – Antisemitic vandals spray-painted swastikas and slogans all over the Jewish cemetery here last week, stoking worries among Europe’s far-right leadership that they face a looming shortage of such sites to deface. The desecration highlights the ...

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UN Condemns All Jews For Mordechai Not Bowing To Haman

UN Condemns All Jews For Mordechai Not Bowing To Haman

Geneva – The United nations Security Council issued a condemnation of the Jewish people today, following Mordechai’s refusal to prostrate himself before Haman, another of the King Ahashverosh’s ministers. The resolution called the refusal “a deplorable act of intolerance,” and ...

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