PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

He sped up to overtake the Honda and reach the next intersection a full 3.8 seconds before the other car, where both waited. He voiced satisfaction at his time efficiency.

What if Bar Kamtza had been a Trump supporter?

"Lots of somebodies did somethings back in 2001, so why are we making a big deal out of it now, anyway?"

Like an increase of hundreds of thousands of Palestinian Arabs in Jerusalem, a statistic that obviously proves Israel is getting rid of them.

"Some of us even got arrested for hitting cops, which I thought only happened to right-wingers and Haredim!"

by Dr. Tzvi Bar-Giora, Department Chief, Obstetrics, Hadassah - Ein Kerem University Medical Center

"OMG he doesn't even listen to music when he's showering."

Neighbors bought Upper Deck baseball cards, but Sam and his classmates latched onto a more Jewish equivalent that teachers had encouraged them to collect.

Dramatic images of locals clinging to departing American aircraft, only to fall to their inevitable deaths, will not form a part of the story.

The dire consequences of a foreign country setting the editorial and content agenda.