"None of that has any measurable, quantifiable outputs that I can write and not look like an idiotic fake."
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Bus Driver Running Late Relieved That Bomb Scare Gives Him Excuse
18 of the last 20 weekdays have seen him leave the depot at least 8 minutes past the posted time.
Read More »Gaza Mufti Worries Bibas Coffin Procession Invalid If Not Enough People Spat On Corpses
" Allah will not be pleased."
Read More »Palestinian Victory Will Be Complete When We Provoke Israel Into Killing The Last Palestinian
by Abu Obeida, Hamas Spokesman
Read More »Queers For Palestine Insist Will Be Just Fine In Gaza, Once Trump Empties It
"They say Hamas would throw us off buildings if we went to Gaza, but there aren't so many buildings in Gaza now."
Read More »Far-Left Parties Hoping To Attract Disappointed Right-Wing Voters Because At Least Total Surrender Would Be Decisive
"This possibility allows us not to have to change anything."
Read More »Bibi: *This* Time Releasing 1000s Of Murderers Won’t Turn Out Bloody, Unlike All Prior Times
Because reasons.
Read More »Palestinians Insist ‘Gulf Of America’ Originally Called ‘Julf Al-Mariq’
"The indigenous Palestinian population of Julf Al-Mariq will resist this imperialism just as we resist Zionist settler colonialism."
Read More »Teen Cleared Out Of Bedroom For Repainting Applies For Refugee Status
"A clear case of ethnic cleansing."
Read More »Community Puzzled Over Lack Of Tunnels, Arms Storage Space In Plans For Rebuilt Gaza Mosque
"I know the Imam - he would never serve in a building without at least a hiding place to keep captive Jews."
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