"We will never be invited to address the UN wearing a sidearm, as Arafat was."
Read More »Iranians Circumspect About Lack Of Media Coverage Of Continuous Protest: ‘We’re Not Palestinian’
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Elders Of Zion Engineering Biden-Trump Rematch Just To Make Rest Of World Feel Better About Own Leadership
"A populace aware of how much worse it could be, but for the grace of God, is a docile populace."
Read More »Hamas Mulling Fake Nuke Next To “Tank” In Next Parade
"I think the 'tank' looks silly too, but that Battleship Potemkin Village has sailed."
Read More »Teachers Afraid Customary Start-Of-Year Strike Will Get Overshadowed By Other Strikes
"We're not accustomed to having other big causes capturing national attention and controversy."
Read More »As Soon As We Figure Out Which Ancient Population To Unprovably Claim As Forebears, You Zionists Are FINISHED
by Muhammed al-Kurd, Palestinian activist and commentator
Read More »Driver Honks To Urge Car In Front To Get Stuck At Next Red Sooner
He sped up to overtake the Honda and reach the next intersection a full 3.8 seconds before the other car, where both waited. He voiced satisfaction at his time efficiency.
Read More »Man Teaching Talmud Passage Decrying Baseless Hate Assures Congregants Their Hate Not Baseless
What if Bar Kamtza had been a Trump supporter?
Read More »Omar Vows To Block Runway If Jordan Extradites Sbarro Bomber
"Lots of somebodies did somethings back in 2001, so why are we making a big deal out of it now, anyway?"
Read More »Israeli Operation That Killed Only Armed Men Invoked To Prove Indiscriminate IDF Murder Of Civilians
Like an increase of hundreds of thousands of Palestinian Arabs in Jerusalem, a statistic that obviously proves Israel is getting rid of them.
Read More »Anti-Bibi Protester Blocking Highway Unable To Convince Motorists Traffic Tie-Ups Any Worse Than Normal
"Some of us even got arrested for hitting cops, which I thought only happened to right-wingers and Haredim!"
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