"Pumpkin spice latte is not part of our local cuisine, and I am aware this is all you know."
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‘Anti-Zionist’ Idiocy Challenges Talmud Dictum ‘There Is Wisdom Among The Nations’
"These people aren't exactly Einsteins."
Read More »‘400 Seconds To Tel Aviv’ Boast Sparks Rush To Board Hypersonic Missile, Get The Hell Out Of Iran
An earlier phenomenon saw Iranians inquiring about finding passage out of the country in shipments to Russia of attack drones.
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"We're all trying to find the guy who did this."
Read More »Israeli Threat To ‘Bomb Lebanon Back To Stone Age’ If Attacked More Appealing To Lebanese Than Hezbollah Rule
"Which features, exactly, of post-stone-age life do we enjoy at present?"
Read More »Progressive Israelites Threaten To Pack Sanhedrin
"We just left Egypt, and we don't need a repeat of a national leader who exercises ultimate political power."
Read More »I Was Lied To At Summer Camp About Israel: That Nerd Jake DIDN’T Have A Girlfriend There
"Sh-she's from, she's from, uh, Rishon LeTziyon. You've probably never heard of it. Just south of Tel Aviv."
Read More »Report: Apartment Hunter Seeking Rental That ‘Doesn’t Reek Of Weed’ Must Be Billionaire Or Something
"Who can afford a place in this neighborhood with weed-free air, a Rothschild?"
Read More »Rabbinate: Wedding Without Chocolate Potentially Invalid
Chocolate's ubiquitous role in celebration means if it is lacking, we are concerned that one or both of the parties will feel defrauded, and the transaction is void.
Read More »Palestinians To Test West’s Credulousness With Dry-Season Claims Of Israel Flooding Gaza
"Will the reporters believe what they see in the dry streets, or their need to amplify our cause?"
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