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Netanyahu, Britain To Trade Yair For Prince Harry

Netanyahu, Britain To Trade Yair For Prince Harry

Each family will rid itself of a public relations nuisance, and gain an estranged member with whom they share nothing but a sense of entitlement. Jerusalem, April 17 – Sources close to the family of Israel’s prime minister confirmed rumors ...

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I Pay The Best Bail

I Pay The Best Bail

By Donald J. Trump, former President of the United States New York, April 10 – It’s been five days since my arraignment, and let me just say – that was the greatest arraignment in the history of arraignments. My indictment ...

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Iranian Saboteurs Outed By Showing Up To Synagogue On Time

Iranian Saboteurs Outed By Showing Up To Synagogue On Time

An eyebrow-raising violation of established custom. West Hempstead, April 3 – Congregants at a Jewish house of worship in this Long Island hamlet suspected something amiss this past Saturday morning when a group of attendees violated established custom by arriving ...

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Peaceful Israeli Demonstrations Confuse Palestinians

Peaceful Israeli Demonstrations Confuse Palestinians

“It’s scary to think that change is possible without killing people.” Tel Aviv, March 30 – Weeks of protests against the Israeli government’s proposal to overhaul the country’s judicial system have left their neighbors baffled, especially the ones under the ...

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