"I hear it's got this Jewish Space Laser that just blasts planets into little bits of rock."
Read More »Panic In Gaza As Lookouts Realize Moon Actually Israeli Space Station
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Demonizing ‘Zionists’ Allows Me To Engage In Classic Religious Behavior While Pretending Atheism
by Alex Dewitt, BDS Activist
Read More »For Some Reason Vespasian Minted ‘Judaea Capta’ Coins And Not ‘Palestina Capta’
"If I ever want to dig here again, under Palestinian, uh, protection, I'm going to have to... interpret these findings in a way that supports, rather than undermines, the ancient Palestinian claim."
Read More »Man Thinks His Amateurish, Formulaic ‘Chazanut’ Appealing
Congregants suppress indications they find his trite bombastic tendencies awkward or undesirable, so as not to humiliate another in public.
Read More »Zionist Colonialists In Palestine Take Land For Home Country Of… Poland? Russia? Hungary? …Morocco?
Sucking the goodness out of the land for the sake of the foreign home country where they really belong, which presumably means Iraq? Yemen?
Read More »Activists Rally For Gun Control And For Palestinian People To Resist By Any Means
Civilians shouldn't own assault weapons. Except Palestinian civilians.
Read More »Ecology Minister: Climate Trend Has Sun Becoming Red Giant In Only 5 Billion Years
"Obviously, we cannot continue on our current path, which leads to the sun swallowing the earth."
Read More »Retired FIFA Injury-Fakers Find Second Career With Palestinian Rioters
They've gotten so practiced that even Palestinian emergency medical personnel get misled.
Read More »OK So Maybe I Exaggerated Our ‘War Of Extermination’ Prowess A Little
By Azzam Pasha, Secretary-General, Arab League 1945-1952
Read More »Gozer Begs Enlil Not To Be Sent As Marshmallow Man To Israel On Lag BaOmer
Every open space in Israel is expected to feature bonfires large enough to reduce the god to gooey, caramelized deliciousness.
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