"We're not accustomed to having other big causes capturing national attention and controversy."
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Feed SubscriptionAs Soon As We Figure Out Which Ancient Population To Unprovably Claim As Forebears, You Zionists Are FINISHED
by Muhammed al-Kurd, Palestinian activist and commentator
Read More »Driver Honks To Urge Car In Front To Get Stuck At Next Red Sooner
He sped up to overtake the Honda and reach the next intersection a full 3.8 seconds before the other car, where both waited. He voiced satisfaction at his time efficiency.
Read More »Man Teaching Talmud Passage Decrying Baseless Hate Assures Congregants Their Hate Not Baseless
What if Bar Kamtza had been a Trump supporter?
Read More »Omar Vows To Block Runway If Jordan Extradites Sbarro Bomber
"Lots of somebodies did somethings back in 2001, so why are we making a big deal out of it now, anyway?"
Read More »Israeli Operation That Killed Only Armed Men Invoked To Prove Indiscriminate IDF Murder Of Civilians
Like an increase of hundreds of thousands of Palestinian Arabs in Jerusalem, a statistic that obviously proves Israel is getting rid of them.
Read More »Anti-Bibi Protester Blocking Highway Unable To Convince Motorists Traffic Tie-Ups Any Worse Than Normal
"Some of us even got arrested for hitting cops, which I thought only happened to right-wingers and Haredim!"
Read More »If We’re To Genocide The Palestinians, What’s With All The Free Medical Care?
by Dr. Tzvi Bar-Giora, Department Chief, Obstetrics, Hadassah - Ein Kerem University Medical Center
Read More »Dad Unaware Of Rule That Shower Not Over Till Playlist Ends
"OMG he doesn't even listen to music when he's showering."
Read More »Man Saved 1980’s Rebbe Trading Cards, Thinking They’d Be Valuable Someday
Neighbors bought Upper Deck baseball cards, but Sam and his classmates latched onto a more Jewish equivalent that teachers had encouraged them to collect.
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