PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

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"The defensiveness born of the whole world knowing you have a small penis."

About six SJP activists convened to launch an observance that took the form of every other event in their skill set: chanting slogans “From the River to the Sea, Palestine Will Be Free!” New York, April 18 – Holocaust Remembrance ...

Each family will rid itself of a public relations nuisance, and gain an estranged member with whom they share nothing but a sense of entitlement. Jerusalem, April 17 – Sources close to the family of Israel’s prime minister confirmed rumors ...

Abbas’s contention that bullets do not grow on trees belies the truth that Palestinian-governed areas are awash with firearms and ammunition. Ramallah, April 16 – The President of the Palestinian Authority bowed to mounting international pressure today and issued a ...

By Donald J. Trump, former President of the United States New York, April 10 – It’s been five days since my arraignment, and let me just say – that was the greatest arraignment in the history of arraignments. My indictment ...

The effort made to inform every single relevant person, plus several hundred thousand irrelevant persons, is ongoing. Jerusalem, April 9 – A poll of Israelis conducted over the last several days has determined that fewer than ten of the country’s ...

He claimed the same dark forces behind the “theft” of that presidential contest had meddled with the results of the leaven-search. Mar-a-Lago, April 5 – The former President of the United States whose followers allege malfeasance in the counting of ...

Hope that his own descendants will carry on the family and community tradition of nurturing the pointless, destructive fantasy of reversing the shameful defeat of Arab Liberation Army forces in 1948. Beirut, April 4 – A third-generation resident of the ...

An eyebrow-raising violation of established custom. West Hempstead, April 3 – Congregants at a Jewish house of worship in this Long Island hamlet suspected something amiss this past Saturday morning when a group of attendees violated established custom by arriving ...