The man also expressed the hope that, as with the vast majority of attacks on Jews in the Western world, the pork-smearing and mezuzah-removing operation will help to free Palestine. Denver, March 2 – Two weeks after antisemites tore ritual ...
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Feed SubscriptionOpposition Brings Howler Monkeys To Committee Meeting, Improves Decorum
“Can we get someone to clean the monkey poop off the- oh, sorry again, that’s just the Opposition’s comments on the Judicial Reform Bill. It’s getting so hard to tell the difference.” Jerusalem, March 1 – Legislators sought to execute ...
Read More »Survey: Jerusalemites Naturally Skeptical From Constant Encounter With ‘Optimistic’ Public Works Timelines
Strong evidence points to the fist light rail line in the city as the onset of the phenomenon. Jerusalem, February 28 – A new study has found that residents of Israel’s capital show a better-than-average capacity for critical thinking and ...
Read More »Zionism Is Bad Because Nationalism Is Bad But Not Palestinian Nationalism Because Reasons
By Ayama Dumfuq, campus Palestine activist New York, February 27 – To avoid accusations that we anti-Zionists hold antisemitic views, we are forced to claim that we oppose the Jewish State in principle not because we want to deny Jews ...
Read More »Centuries Of Arab Antisemitism Explained By Recent Existence Of Israel
“Otherwise, we would expect to see media reports mention the longstanding antisemitism in the region as a factor in the conflict, but they invariably do not.” Amman, February 26 – Antipathy across the region for Jews going back at least ...
Read More »Allah Thinking Maybe Endorsing Culture That Glorifies Child-Murder A Mistake
“Glorying in the violent, targeted deaths of children because they are ‘agents of Apartheid’ or some other falsehood – well, that makes Allah glad He decided to gradually withdraw His favor from the Islamic world some time ago. Now the process ...
Read More »Propagandist Expects You To Care That Murderous Palestinian Terrorist Loved Soccer
He cited Qaraqe’s devotion to soccer as a way to get you to see him as less monstrous, and, perhaps eventually, to see him not as a murderer at all, because Palestinians are automatically snowflake princesses. Ramallah, February 22 – An ...
Read More »LibsOfTikTok Tweets ‘Globalize The Intifada’; Progressives Stop Calling Her Stochastic Terrorist
Raichik’s defenders have dismissed the “stochastic terrorist” designation, but no such defense occurred in the case of “Globalize the Intifada!” since the accusation never came. Los Angeles, February 21 – The personality behind an anti-trans-ideology social media account that many have ...
Read More »Devil Goes Down To Knesset, Loses Fiddle, Crown, Etc.
“Somehow I also ended up invited to someone’s wedding? I might be hosting a Sheva B’rakhot? I don’t even know what happened there.” Jerusalem, February 20 – The personification of temptation to evil sought to score a victory today over ...
Read More »Cat Can’t Believe It Wasted Sixth Life On Trying To Cross Betzalel St.
In terms of cringe, the incident even edged out the feline’s previous death: being eaten by its mother within a day or two of birth. Jerusalem, February 16 – A local feline met its grisly demise today on a stretch ...
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