"I don't know how anyone does it," he confessed.
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If We Let Palestinians Hijack Our Cause, Maybe It Will Get Some Attention
We must do something to demonstrate our worth to the Palestinian cause, such as harassing Jews.
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According to recent studies, just four American cents per gigabyte.
Read More »Raspberries Pointedly Omitted From Biblical List Of Fruits Gracing Promised Land
Moses refused to mention raspberries, a fruit he finds unremarkable at best, and nauseating at worst.
Read More »Israel Offers To Mediate Fatah-Hamas Talks
Israel aims to broadcast its interest in stability and humiliate the two main Palestinian factions.
Read More »Palestinians Can’t Believe World Has Bigger Problems Than Self-Inflicted Consequences Of Failed Genocide Vs. Jews
"It's ridiculous to argue that because Basher Assad has killed more Palestinians in Syria over the last twelve years than Israel ever has anywhere, the situation in Syria should concern people more."
Read More »Ben-Gvir Demands Development Of Gaza-Sized Bulldozer
"All we need is a ten-kilometer-wide armored bulldozer."
Read More »NGOs: Precision IAF Strike That Killed Terrorist Broke Nearby Windows; ‘Unacceptable’
"What did those windows and window treatments ever do to Israel?"
Read More »Our Lame Response To Zionist Aggression Will Come At A Time And Place Of Our Choosing
by Palestinian Islamic Jihad
Read More »Neighbors Remove Man’s Guitar From Building Bomb Shelter Just In Time
"I hid it in my closet. When things calm down I'm going to put it back in the shelter and pretend nothing changed."
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