PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

"I could do such a better job with 'O Unholy One Who Darkens the Sun'. And he always uses the same stupid tune."

“We must adapt to the changing face of the threat.” Tel Aviv, March 16 – Israeli security officials disclosed today that they are considering modifications to the robust defense mechanisms against terrorism to account for the increased use of minors ...

Despite the apparent contradiction in the sentiments, the Palestinian cause has attracted no small amount of support.

The researchers immediately grasped that the creatures were referencing the common practice among Western journalists, politicians, and “experts” to ignore fourteen centuries of Jew-hate embedded in Islamic culture. Washington, March 14 – Zoologists have determined that pachyderms have an analogous ...

“There’s a fundamental flaw in a system that allows people to vote if they haven’t contributed to the society in very specific ways that happen to dovetail with my experience, strengths, and biases.” Tel Aviv, March 13 – A former ...

The complete lack of food ingredients makes Rabbinate certification as kosher-for-Passover a formality. Jerusalem, March 12 – What becomes of the racks and racks of masks, wigs, cloaks, and other mass-produced paraphernalia that no one bought, but occupies valuable display ...

By Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) Dearborn, March 9 – Here in the Twelfth Congressional District, we have our work cut out for us. This once-prospering, working-class area of Detroit used to boast manufacturing jobs that put the American dream within ...

“No one needs to hear how righteous you are when we all know you’re only interested in chugging enough liquor to pass out and maybe throw up six or seven times along the way.” Jerusalem, March 8 – A resident ...

“They didn’t have to kill thousands of people who were going to kill them. They could have shot them in the leg.” Brighton, March 7 – Anti-Israel activists cited the sacred Hebrew text at the heart of today’s observance of ...

The native population remained anchored to the land through thick and thin and defining themselves as the children of it so thoroughly that the term “Palestine” never passed their lips. Jerusalem, February 23 – Since time immemorial, the indigenous people ...