Hope that his own descendants will carry on the family and community tradition of nurturing the pointless, destructive fantasy of reversing the shameful defeat of Arab Liberation Army forces in 1948. Beirut, April 4 – A third-generation resident of the ...
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An eyebrow-raising violation of established custom. West Hempstead, April 3 – Congregants at a Jewish house of worship in this Long Island hamlet suspected something amiss this past Saturday morning when a group of attendees violated established custom by arriving ...
Read More »Peaceful Israeli Demonstrations Confuse Palestinians
“It’s scary to think that change is possible without killing people.” Tel Aviv, March 30 – Weeks of protests against the Israeli government’s proposal to overhaul the country’s judicial system have left their neighbors baffled, especially the ones under the ...
Read More »Riot Over Drone’s ‘Desecration’ Of Al Aqsa Fizzles When Mob Realizes It Not Jewish
The mob dispersed and its former participants returned to their previous activities atop the sacred plateau, such as soccer, jump-rope, tag, and relay races.
Read More »[Insert Progressive Issue] Is A Jewish Value
by Rabbi Jill Jacobs, Truah – The Rabbinic Call for Human Rights New York, March 29 – Democracy. Feminism. Marriage equality. #ItsHerTurn. Mandated pronouns. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. Critical Race Theory. Collective reparations. Drag Queen Story Hours. Free Palestine. Net ...
Read More »Pharisees Rid Seder Of Man Who Miraculously Produces Loaves Forbidden On Passover
“It’s not really our business what the Romans to do him,” shrugged a man named Philip. “At this point we can wash our hands of the incident.” Jerusalem, March 28 – A group of Jewish sages narrowly avoided violation of ...
Read More »Opposition To Judicial Reform A Pretty Handy Pretext Not To Work
“We won’t let Bib and Ben-Gvir do this,” asserted Dafna Shoham from her chaise longue at Bograshov Beach. Jerusalem, March 27 – Students, faculty, public sector workers, and other members of Israel’s largest labor union agreed today that the ongoing ...
Read More »Palestinian History Museum: Roman Conquest Bad, Arab Conquest Good
With special venom reserved for Jews reasserting their claim to the land. Ramallah, March 23 – Staff at an institution dedicated to displaying indigenous artifacts of the Arab people of this part of the Levant struggled again today to articulate ...
Read More »Palestine Declares War On Kailasa
“Local and national leaders will begin questioning whether or not other nations they currently show respect for and send money to actually exist.” By: Dr. Nu vo Denn In an unprecedented joint statement, the head of the Palestinian Authority and ...
Read More »Leftist Angers Allies By Suggesting Appealing To Majority To Win Elections
“I know this is spitballing.” Tel Aviv, March 22 – A political activist sparked outrage among her colleagues today by floating the notion that in a democracy, the best way to ensure one’s preferred policy outcomes involves engaging enough voters ...
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