In terms of cringe, the incident even edged out the feline’s previous death: being eaten by its mother within a day or two of birth. Jerusalem, February 16 – A local feline met its grisly demise today on a stretch ...
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Feed SubscriptionI Was Palestinian Like The Iroquois Were ‘New Yorkers’
by Jesus of Nazareth Jerusalem of the Heavens, February 16 – OK, this is a relatively new one. I’ve been called all manner of things, and I’ll be the first to acknowledge no all those things are consistent with “Son ...
Read More »Rights Groups Irritated That Iran Taking Their Focus Off Israel
“I daresay that’s a major passion of nearly every international rights group: singling out Israel for vitriol at the drop of a hat.” New York, February 15 – NGOs working to highlight abuses and hold repressive regimes to account voiced their ...
Read More »Mr. Beast Pays Royalties To Ḥoni The Circle-Maker
Ḥoni attracted criticism for his confrontational, almost embarrassing, encounter with God, but his critics conceded that his “familial” position in the divine “household” had helped them. Mr. Beast, too, has faced criticism for some of his philanthropic efforts. Greensboro, February ...
Read More »Activists Decide Group Constantly Inciting, Rewarding Jew-Murder Actually Puppets Of Jews
Authentic Palestinian interests are even more anti-Israel than wanting all Israelis violently dead. New York, February 13 – Online warriors campaigning for the Palestinian cause have concluded that the elected government of Palestinians, which pays lifetime stipends to the perpetrators – ...
Read More »Wordle A Convenient, Discreet Way For Elders Of Zion To Send Operational Orders
Analysts believe the games themselves only became popular because the Elders desired an additional avenue through which to communicate their daily encrypted instructions. New York, February 9 – Wordle, Quordle, Spelling Bee – for the vast majority of players, these ...
Read More »Corrupt Elite Fears Losing Control Of Courts To Different Corrupt Elite
“Ours is the noble kind of corruption. The democratic kind. Theirs is the fascist kind.” Jerusalem, February 9 – A proposed reform of Israel’s judiciary system and other elements of its legal apparatus has that system’s megalomaniacal establishment worried it will ...
Read More »Area Parent Oddly Not OK With His Kids Getting Killed Despite Being Termed ‘Settler’
He even threatened to protect those children by whatever means necessary. Jerusalem, February 8 – A local father of five continued to insist his three sons and two daughters have the right to live in peace without Palestinian gunmen, bombers, drivers, ...
Read More »We Call Jews ‘Settlers’ Not Because We Think It Justifies Killing Them, But Because *You* Do
By Jibril Rajoub, Palestinian Official Ramallah, February 7 – Each time one of our heroic fighters guns down, stabs, runs over, blows up, or otherwise harms Jews, our official and unofficial propaganda machines rush to characterize the targets as “settlers,” ...
Read More »Iran Urges Turks, Syrians Die Rather Than Accept Earthquake Aid From Israel
“It would be a powerful statement of Islamic solidarity for the victims of this disaster to show they still think of Palestine even in their lowest moments.” Tehran, February 6 – Leaders of the Islamic Republic reacted to this morning’s deadly ...
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