PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

Palestine advocates expressed puzzlement that Adnan did not himself resort to the Tortit gambit. Jerusalem, May 4 – An legislator whose supporters seek the dissolution of Israel as a Jewish state boasted today that before Palestinian Islamic Jihad figure Khader ...

"I hear it's got this Jewish Space Laser that just blasts planets into little bits of rock."

by Alex Dewitt, BDS Activist

"If I ever want to dig here again, under Palestinian, uh, protection, I'm going to have to... interpret these findings in a way that supports, rather than undermines, the ancient Palestinian claim."

Congregants suppress indications they find his trite bombastic tendencies awkward or undesirable, so as not to humiliate another in public.

Sucking the goodness out of the land for the sake of the foreign home country where they really belong, which presumably means Iraq? Yemen?

Civilians shouldn't own assault weapons. Except Palestinian civilians.

"Obviously, we cannot continue on our current path, which leads to the sun swallowing the earth."

They've gotten so practiced that even Palestinian emergency medical personnel get misled.

By Azzam Pasha, Secretary-General, Arab League 1945-1952