“Respect our culture! Tolerant Westerners, my butthole.” Doha, December 8 – Fans and officials from around the region reacted to the surprise over their expressions of animus toward Jews at the World Cup by bashing Westerners for the “racist” characterization ...
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“We have to focus on targeting people whose governments and communities will act with predictable weakness they label ‘restraint’ or some other nonsense.” Nablus, December 7 – Unwanted tensions with a different Arab demographic following the abduction and murder of ...
Read More »Constant Target Of Genocides, Pogroms, Terrorism Told To Stop Overreacting
“You’re not oppressed. You’re privileged and white, so shut up. Also, you ran the slave trade.” New York, December 6 – A tiny ethnoreligious group that has fallen victim to extermination attempts, blood libel riots, assorted religious massacres, legal discrimination, forced ...
Read More »Synagogue Board Torn Between Security, More Diversity Officers
“Heretic!” yelled two of the diversity officers. “Fascist!” yelled another. Wilmington, December 5 – A clash of values among the the committee elected to oversee a progressive Jewish house of worship has challenged longstanding friendships and assumptions of shared priorities ...
Read More »Report: Poor Showing By Arab Party Because Spent Campaign Funds On Candy To Celebrate Dead Jews
“Giving out sweets doesn’t distinguish us from the myriad other factions doing it, doesn’t mark us as appealing to the right voter.” Nazareth, December 1 – Recriminations and harsh verbiage continued this week in the aftermath of a dramatic national ...
Read More »Jews Told ‘Go Back To Palestine!’ Suspect Goyim Don’t Want Them In Palestine, Either
“I’m beginning to think there’s something deeper going on.” Haifa, December 1 – The ethnoreligious group harassed and berated for centuries with cries rejecting them from their host societies and urging them to return to their country of ethnogenesis did exactly ...
Read More »You Zionists Are Trying To Kidnap What We Arabs Have Rightfully Stolen
by Vizzini Florin, November 30 – So. It is down to you – and it is down to me. There will be no negotiation. And you’re killing the Zionist project. There’s nothing to explain. You Zionists are trying to kidnap ...
Read More »Jews Of Iran Just Waiting To Be Scapegoated Again
The time is ripe for a pogrom or something, given the way things are going. Tehran, November 29 – Months’ worth of popular uprising against the repressive Islamist regime of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has one religious and ethnic minority hopeful ...
Read More »Racist Apartheid Regime Racistly Being Not Racist
A bunch of racists who decide how to treat people based on citizenship rather than race. Jerusalem, November 28 – Observers noted again today that Israel’s discrimination against Arabs extends, in its depravity, to granting Arab citizens of Israel privileges ...
Read More »Descendants Of Arab Conquerors Confused Why European Settlers In Americas Never Claimed Land Was Always Theirs
“I understand the Western reluctance to abandon the factual realm entirely,” acknowledged James Zogby. Washington, November 24 – The distant progeny of seventh-century invaders of the Levant from the Arabian Peninsula and of later immigrants from around the region voiced ...
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