“I understand the Western reluctance to abandon the factual realm entirely,” acknowledged James Zogby. Washington, November 24 – The distant progeny of seventh-century invaders of the Levant from the Arabian Peninsula and of later immigrants from around the region voiced ...
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Feed SubscriptionRabbis: Presidential Pardon For Turkey Ineffective Unless Turkey Repents
“Without going through the real, painful, and necessary T’shuvah process, I’m afraid a presidential pardon, no matter how official, doesn’t expiate the sinner.” Washington, November 24 – Leading spiritual figures in the Jewish world cautioned today that the annual White ...
Read More »Boy Who Cried Wolf Joins Protesters Calling Ben-Gvir Nazi
They also indulge in overwrought language that he loves, to the point that no one heeds them anymore when a bona fide candidate for those descriptions in fact emerges. Jerusalem, November 23 – A lad whose propensity for provoking others into ...
Read More »Immigrant Pretends To Enjoy Gritty, Sludgy Turkish Coffee
For unclear reasons he styles himself a sophisticate and feels the need to proclaim he likes it. Jerusalem, November 22 – A recent “oleh” from the US has decided to immerse himself in the fusion of cultures that characterizes Israel’s cuisine, ...
Read More »Iranian Women Should Shut Up And Take It
by Linda Sarsour New York, November 21 – Bad-faith critics have seized on my understated response to events in the Islamic Republic in the last month-plus, depicting my alleged silence in the face of the unrest there as an endorsement ...
Read More »Year 2100: NGOs Accuse Israel Of 3D-Printing Palestinian Blood For Matza
The groups presented their report at a press conference with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, currently serving the 95th year of his four-year term. Paris, November 17 – Human Rights groups again leveled the charge today against the Jewish State that ...
Read More »Jewish Refusal To Just Die Called ‘Failing To Learn Lessons Of Holocaust’
“Jews must be very, very wary of defending themselves if that might impinge on the freedom of those doing the attacking.” Tel Aviv, November 17 – More than seventy years’ worth of Jews defending themselves against Arab violence, and acting ...
Read More »Farrakhan Not An NBA Player Who Can Be Suspended, Rendering US Powerless To Address Antisemitism
“We’re stymied,” admitted former President Barack Obama, whose own past includes posing for pictures with Farrakhan. New York, November 16 – The removal of a basketball star from a Brooklyn franchise for several games over the player’s sharing of content ...
Read More »‘Israel Doesn’t Represent Jews!’ Cries Man Accosting Random Jews About Israel
Jews are responsible collectively for Israeli policies and that Jews have nothing to do with Israel. New York, November 15 – A pro-Palestinian activist who insists that Zionists have created a false link between their movement and the religion that ...
Read More »People Who Think Actual Terrorist Arafat Changed Ways Refuse To Accept Former Kahanist Has Moderated
“A leopard can’t change his spots,” insisted Zehava Gal-On. Jerusalem, November 14 – The evolution of a far-right figure who, among other beyond-the-pale rhetoric, once expressed admiration for a man who massacred dozens of Palestinians at prayer, into an influential kingmaker who ...
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