“We had some anticipation of a windfall over the next several months, perhaps up to two years out,” acknowledged Lufthansa spokesman Gerhardt von Stupp. Ben-Gurion International Airport, November 10 – Representatives of the dozens of carriers offering passenger service to ...
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Feed SubscriptionAs A Self-Righteous Narcissist, I Expected Musk To Take My Threat To Leave Twitter More Seriously
By Blue-Check Journalist Washington, November 10 – It’s been a couple of weeks since ownership of the bird app officially passed to the hands of the founder of Tesla and SpaceX. The more excitable among us swear they could see ...
Read More »Syria, Iraq Mark Kristallnacht: Sadly, They Have No Jews To Oppress Anymore
Kristallnacht-like events in the Arab world occurred at various scales over the course of the centuries, most infamously the 1941 Farhud. Damascus, November 9 – The 84th anniversary of a pogrom across the Third Reich that destroyed synagogues, destroyed Jewish enterprises, killed ...
Read More »In Case Of Hezbollah Attack, Biden Admin Promises Israel Harsh Victim-Blaming
Biden will rush to explain that Israel probably deserves it. Tel Aviv, November 8 – The White House sought today to reinforce its support for a maritime boundary and resource-sharing agreement between the the Jewish State and its northern neighbor ...
Read More »Jews’ Success In Teaching About Their Persecution Cited As Proof Of Privilege
Antisemites see the privileged status of Jews in such contexts as Treblinka and conclude that Jews must exert enormous power. New York, November 7 – Widespread knowledge that Jews were herded by the millions to their extermination by gas, bullets, starvation, and ...
Read More »Omnipotent God Amused You Think ‘Can God Make A Stone He Can’t Lift?’ Means Anything
The Being that created the universe with the spoken word made heard what other divine beings heard as a chuckle. Heaven, November 3 – The creator ex nihilo of all existence, with complete control and absolute knowledge of every last ...
Read More »Israel Economy Cruising, Signaling To Unions It’s Time For Another Strike
“Economic growth is a threat to all of us,” stated Arnon ben-David, Chairman of the Histadrut. Tel Aviv, November 3 – The Jewish State’s remarkable resilience of late in fostering private-sector growth has the leaders of some of the country’s ...
Read More »Its Cute How You Think I’d Give Up An Identity Forged As Opposition To Your Existence Just For Some Economic Gain
by Fadi Shuhade, Palestinian activist Ramallah, November 2 – OMG you’re adorable. You seem to operate under the assumption that better access to jobs, a moderate improvement in standard of living, and some token territorial concessions will undo the sense ...
Read More »Disturbing Exit Polls Show People Bothered To Vote
“It’s unrealistic to expect total elimination of people who have a sense of purpose, even when it comes to something as useless as voting.” Jerusalem, November 1 – Surveys of people emerging from polling places this Election Day in Israel ...
Read More »Regime That Harbored Nazi War Criminals Likes To Compare Israel To Nazis
The regime that Tadmor Prison regular accuses Israel of torturing Palestinians, with scant evidence, while it also tortures and kills Palestinians in its own facilities all over Syria. Damascus, October 31 – A regime still officially at war with the ...
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