“The world was an entirely peaceful place until the Zionists came and disturbed everything.” Tel Aviv, October 30 – International organizations calling attention to the Jewish State’s actions and how they affect Palestinians stressed the importance today of maintaining focus ...
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Feed SubscriptionNo Major Holidays Till Spring: Professor Must Wait To Screw Over Jewish Students With Scheduling Conflicts
In some years Rosh HaShanah coincides with Saturday and Sunday, depriving Masoud of an occasion to impose that crucial didactic choice on Jewish students. New York, October 27 – A faculty member at Columbia University who proudly asserts his courses in ...
Read More »Tourism Now Also Ruining Hell Itself
Some arrivals believe they have come as visitors but end up detained. Hades, October 26 – Denizens of the Underworld where the wicked suffer eternal torment and others achieve cleansing of their iniquities have voiced with increasing recent frequency the complaint ...
Read More »Israeli Oblivious To Evil Motives ‘Pro-Palestinian’ Has Assigned Her
“She makes coffee there for herself and a few ‘comrades’ but we all see through the pretense: she’s appropriating Palestinian culture, disposing of her waste in the once-pristine vistas of ancient Palestine.” Kiryat Ono, October 25 – A resident of ...
Read More »There Better Be Some Murderous Thugs Left To Empower When The Iran Regime Falls
by Ben Rhodes, former White House adviser Washington, October 24 – The scenes from around the Islamic Republic over the last few weeks have generated the gamut of reactions: fear for the courageous women of the country; concern for regional ...
Read More »‘Mosquitos’ Just Israeli DNA-Harvesting Tech To Make New Pathogens, Weapons
A tiny handful of mosquito species just happen to like human blood, when literally hundreds of millions of other animals are out there, and in much greater numbers? Sus. Cairo, October 20 – Egyptian scientists claimed today to have blown the lid off a ...
Read More »Man Who Plans Fringe Party ‘Protest’ Vote Talks Up Nonexistent Impact It Will Have
Only by taking completely futile measures that no one of any consequence will even notice, let alone respect, can I hope to convey my frustration and disappointment to them. Jerusalem, October 20 – A voter who finds that none of the ...
Read More »Palestinians Warn UK Embassy Move Will Bring Violence, As If Anyone Could Tell Difference
“Palestinian threats have become part of the background noise, part of the scenery, like pigeons crapping all over everything and everyone in Trafalgar Square.” Ramallah, October 19 – Leaders of various Palestinian factions threatened today that if British Prime Minister Liz ...
Read More »Miami Boys’ Choir Declines Invitation To Sing US Anthem At Ball Game: ‘Too High’
“And the rockets red glare” and “O’er the land of the free.” New York, October 13 – A Jewish vocal group of preadolescent youth whose material proved an inexplicable hit on social media over the last month turned down an ...
Read More »If Not Now Misses By A Week, Holds Yom Kippur Feast In Middle Of Sukkot
The belated discovery prompted a flurry of googling and discussions among the seven attendees how to coopt Sukkot for anti-Israel propaganda purposes. New York, October 13 – A self-styled Jewish organization committed an error in planning its special Day of ...
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