The staff had to travel to the Tel Aviv Pride Parade several weeks ago to participate in the more familiar, Western methods of celebrating. Ramallah, June 29 – The Biden administration’s senior representative to the Palestinian Authority spent this morning ...
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“Familiarize yourselves with the concept of a ‘queue,’ a neat line of people who wait their turns for something instead of pushing to the front.” Istanbul, June 28 – Anti-terrorism and defense officials in Jerusalem and Tel Aviv told citizens abroad ...
Read More »Religion Primitive, Says Man Willing To Sacrifice Others For Ideology
“It’s a small price to pay for sustainability,” he explained. “We can afford it, and they can make the sacrifice for something that worthwhile.” Tel Aviv, June 27 – An activist who rails against his people’s spiritual heritage, calling it ...
Read More »Germany Declares Day Following V-E Day ‘Nakba Day’ – ‘It’s What You Do After Genocide Attempt Against Jews’
“The Palestinian Arab reaction has inspired us to cope with our legacy of suffering in the same way.” Berlin, June 23 – German government officials announced today that henceforth, the country will observe the ninth of May to highlight the displacement ...
Read More »Joel Would Be Greatly Disappointed By The Quality Of Food At His Shiva
by Jerry Lefkowitz Forest Hills, June 23 – Oh, Saul, I assume you heard about Joel? Yeah, poor Frieda and the girl are devastated. I just came from paying a condolence call there, and I have to say, Joel would ...
Read More »CPS Alerted After Foods On Child’s Plate Touch
Cases this week included ketchup on French fries that somehow touched a hot dog that already had mustard on it. Jerusalem, June 22 – Municipal authorities opened a new file today on a family in the city following the receipt ...
Read More »Bennett’s Security Detail Relaxes In Knowledge No One Would Bother Assassinating Him
“The main concern with our work right now is letting our skills or procedures get rusty.” Ra’anana, June 21 – The bodyguards of Israel’s prime minister acknowledged today that their job has become less stressful in recent months with the ...
Read More »Twitter Cuts Out Middle Man, Automatically Tags All Pics Of Suffering As ‘Palestine’
The vast majority of such content winds up with that caption or comment anyway, and that users now can save themselves the trouble of doing it themselves. San Francisco, June 20 – One of the world’s leading social media platforms ...
Read More »We Don’t Specifically *Want* To Genocide Jews From Palestine – We Just Want Nobody To Interfere If We *Do*
By Marwan Shibli, Palestinian activist Gaza City, June 19 – Too much misunderstanding and willful distortion of the Palestinian position pervade the rhetoric surrounding the issue, to the point that many people wrongly assume we aim to kill every Jew between ...
Read More »Palestinian Activists: Yad Vashem Holocaust Database Actually Judaized Nakba Victims
“Just look at what we accuse them of, and if you doubt our accusations you’re racist.” Jerusalem, June 16 – A new front emerged in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict this week when already-rampant Holocaust denial among Palestinians fused with the decades-old libel ...
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