By Jaswan Qiljous Khan Younis, April 12 – You don’t hear it often, but many of the older generation here speak with nostalgia for the time before 2005 when Israel removed all its soldiers and settlers from this territory. The ...
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Focusing on the singular goal of righting a supposed wrong that barely registers in the annals of human suffering. London, April 11 – Leaders of the Boycott, Divest, Sanctions movement targeting Israel over what they consider the Jewish States’s occupation of Palestinian ...
Read More »Last Haredi Without Smartphone Actually Just Non-Haredi Living On Budget
The same family also owns no television, but not because of philosophical objection to mass media content. Jerusalem, April 6 – Israel’s market for the previous generation of cellular devices now mainly features clientele who for religious and community-standards reasons ...
Read More »Hamas: Our Rockets Identify As Female; Iron Dome Perpetrates Misogyny
“The Zionist usurper of our lands has always shown particular cruelty to the defenseless.” Gaza City, April 7 – A spokesman for the Islamist militant group that governs this blockaded Mediterranean territory accused Israel of abusive, violent, sexist behavior in ...
Read More »Unused Official Jet Realizes It A Metaphor For Gov’t Incompetence
A microcosm of this country’s political decision-making, delaying the intimidating reckoning each time it rears its head, only to ensure an even bigger problem next time. Ben-Gurion Airport, April 6 – A Boeing 767-300ER intended to serve as the prime minister’s ...
Read More »Ancient Religious Leaders Suppressed Literary Works By Genderqueer Immigrants Of Color
The article attempts to reconstruct a Bible that contains such lost literary and spiritual treasures. Jerusalem, April 5 – Critical scholars have concluded that the foundational texts of the world’s major faiths feature the glaring absence of material from non-cisgender marginalized ...
Read More »‘Racist Israel Is Focusing Only On Jewish Ukraine Refugees!’ Charge Countries Taking No Ukraine Refugees
“We Arabs wouldn’t have raised an eyebrow, let alone a sword, if Zionism weren’t so specifically Jewish.” Cairo, April 4 – Governments in the region and beyond are accusing the Jewish State of discriminatory behavior in offering escape and safety to ...
Read More »My Supreme Leader, We Can Attack The US And Biden Will Still Cave To All Our Demands
by Ali Mossadegh, advisor to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Tehran, Mach 31- Your Holiness, I must express my admiration for your wisdom and insight regarding the Great Satan and the naivety of their political leadership. Not only did you tell us not ...
Read More »Biden Admin Mulls Replacing IRGC On Terrorist Org List With Parents Who Want Transparent Curricula
“The list plays a vital role in communicating this administration’s approach to handling terrorism.” Washington, March 31 – White House officials acknowledged today they will weigh not simply the removal of one of the most malignant, violent groups on the ...
Read More »‘Must Get Rid Of Chametz Before Pesach’ Pretext Invoked To Justify Drinking
“You can’t be too careful in the service of God,” the drinkers explain, intoxicated by, among other things, their pursuit of righteousness. Jerusalem, March 30 – The approaching Jewish festival of Passover, during which the Torah bars the possession, let ...
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