“King Abdullah might have a sad.” Jerusalem, July 20 – Government insiders reminded the public today that upholding the values and morals of a society entails saying nothing to or about the heinous actions of brutal criminals and the organizations ...
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Feed SubscriptionAfter Audio Of Eichmann Admitting Final Solution His Project, Palestinian Authority Seeks To Pay His Heirs
Experts estimate the total amount will exceed eight billion dollars, which accounts for the bulk of the Palestinian Authority’s annual budget, itself largely underwritten by foreign donors. Ramallah, July 19 – The contents of a 1957 interview with the chief ...
Read More »Palestinians Don’t Know Whether To Tout Dead Terrorist As ‘Journalist’ Or ‘Child’
“Sticking to the ‘Israeli Occupation Slaughters Innocent Palestinian Child’ model has served us well and has shown no signs of losing its utility.” Jenin, July 18 – Divisions emerged among propagandists for the jihadist militants targeting the Jews of the ...
Read More »Soccer Fan Hopes To Catch Maariv Minyan At Post-Game Riot
“I’m still saying Kaddish for my mother.” Jerusalem, July 14 – A stalwart supporter of this city’s Premier League team, known for the jingoistic, often-racist, and sometimes-violent passion of its core demographic, plans to return from this evening’s match too ...
Read More »Cop Training With Israel Angry He Must Put Racism In Curriculum On His Own
Contrary to the rhetoric of numerous progressives, the course materials contain no ethnic prejudice. Ferguson, Missouri, July 14 – A local law enforcement officer taking hands-on courses and studying counterterrorism and other relevant subjects with instructors and materials from counterparts ...
Read More »I Like That We Palestinians Treat Sacrificing Our Children To Expiate Our Ancestors’ Shame As Totally Normal
by Fadi al-Masri, Local Hamas Committee Director Gaza City, July 13 – I love many things about our culture: the dance, the food, the Islamic art, the Gaza-specific maritime vibe, the desert that suffuses the Bedouin element of our identity. ...
Read More »Countryside Climate Activist Bitter He Must Travel Hours To Disrupt Traffic Of Any Consequence
“Tel Aviv, even Jerusalem, that’s where the social action action is.” Dimona, July 12 – A resident of this development town in the Negev lamented the fact that his activities to promote awareness of, and urge the adoption of mitigation ...
Read More »Mainstream Press Gearing Up To Be Oppositional Again If Bibi Elected
“It’s important for us to remain objective.” Jerusalem, July 11 – Israeli journalists and pundits began to practice their “speaking truth to power” attitude this week and last, after letting the skill set lapse over the last year, now that ...
Read More »Antisemitism Removed From Saudi Textbooks Added To Palestinian Books
“It’s definitely been a challenge.” Ramallah, July 7 – The sea change underway in the Middle East involving the acceptance and integration of Israel into a region once uniformly hostile to the Jewish State continues among numerous avenues, such as the reworking ...
Read More »Iran Replaces Suspected Israeli Mole With Unsuspected Israeli Mole
Israel’s penetration of Iran’s security apparatus is so thorough and comprehensive that whoever gets shuffled into new positions is just as likely, and perhaps more likely, than his predecessor, to be working for the Mossad. Tehran, July 7 – A ...
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