“You can’t be too careful in the service of God,” the drinkers explain, intoxicated by, among other things, their pursuit of righteousness. Jerusalem, March 30 – The approaching Jewish festival of Passover, during which the Torah bars the possession, let ...
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Feed SubscriptionSyria Army Morale In Long Decline Since Soldiers, Unable To Shoot At Israeli Towns, Must Shoot Fellow Syrians
“We can’t even do that job by ourselves. We need Russian air power just to kill our own.” Damascus, March 29 – Veterans and observers of Baser Assad’s forces have noticed a steady diminishment in the motivation of those forces ...
Read More »Ukraine Refugees In Israel Expected To Form Own Political Party By 2023
“Everyone wants to be Yisrael Beiteinu.” Ben-Gurion Airport, March 28 – Jews fleeing the destruction and fighting in their erstwhile country of residence after a Russian invasion will find their interests inadequately represented in the current mix of factions hoping ...
Read More »Advocate Of Sanctions On Apartheid, Terrorist-Run, Anti-Palestinian Mideast State Realizes He Means Lebanon
“I think we have to rethink our approach, because if we’re really about helping Palestinians, we have to- hey, where is everybody going?” New York, March 24 – An activist campaigning for economic, cultural, diplomatic, and other measures against a ...
Read More »Religions That ‘Superseded’ Judaism Unsure How To Handle Literal Fulfillment Of Superseded Prophecy
Judaism began its development more than a thousand years before Christianity, and makes no demand that others convert or accede to its dominion. Rome, March 24 – Two of the world’s major faiths, accounting for billions of human beings and ...
Read More »Israel Not Doing Enough To Address Problems That Have Nothing To Do With It
The criticism has not restricted itself to factual events. San Francisco, March 23 – Critics of the Jewish State continued this week to find areas in which the nation has taken either no or insufficient steps to solve issues irrelevant to that ...
Read More »I Cite Heinous Strawmen To Discredit Zionism But Real Communism Has Never Been Tried
by Nigel Chadwick, Momentum activist London, March 21 – Progressive movements such as ours face a challenge in drawing important distinctions between the causes we support and those that earn our opposition. That challenge, and the importance of the distinctions, ...
Read More »Man Unsure What He Agreed To While Half-Listening To Wife
“I suppose I could try to elicit clues in a roundabout way.” Jerusalem, March 21 – Confusion and apprehension seized a local husband today following his realization that he could not remember the exchange in which he and his spouse ...
Read More »Corbyn, Allies Slam IDF For Blocking Shipment Of Flowers To Terrorist Graves
“Israel’s thwarting of the delivery can only be seen as cruelty for the sake of cruelty.” London, March 20 – Prominent figures in Britain’s Labour Party expressed outrage today upon learning that several bouquets they had dispatched to the Palestinian Territories ...
Read More »Religious Group That Survived Self-Sufficient For Centuries Warns Of Collapse Without Generous Gov’t Subsidies
“We cannot focus on the words of ancient great men such as Rabbi Yitzhak the Blacksmith, Rabbi Yohanan the Shoemaker, or Rabbi Elazar the Pitch-Maker, if we must devote our days to earning a living.” Jerusalem, March 17 – Legislators representing the Haredi sector of the ...
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