by Josep Borell, European Commission Foreign Policy Chair Brussels, March 2 – My favorite foreign policy fiction that everyone pretends true involves the underwriting, support, and guidance for projects that ostensibly grew out of organic, local efforts, when in fact ...
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Feed SubscriptionNetanya Man Claims He Just ‘Found’ Russian Anti-Aircraft Vehicle He’s Driving Around
Witnesses observed Cherniak driving the vehicle to the grocery store and back, forced to take a roundabout route because of a traffic signal that hung too low to allow the vehicle passage with its missile rack elevated to operational height. ...
Read More »Syrian Victims Of Putin Atrocities Just Accept They Don’t Deserve Same Support As Ukraine
“At least Palestinians have the support of antisemites who astroturf that cause, because it opposes Jewish safety.” Idlib, March 20 – Residents of this Arab Republic who lost loved ones to aerial bombing by Russia’s air force, or who suffered ...
Read More »Notable Lack Of Bus-, Nightclub-Bombings Mystifies Palestinian Supporters of Ukraine Resistance
“They’re inflicting more damage on the occupiers than we ever have, certainly in so short a time! Something doesn’t add up.” Gaza City, February 27 – Activists, militants, and residents of this beleaguered coastal territory voiced puzzlement this week at ...
Read More »Rabbi’s Wrong-Again Prediction Of Ukraine Crisis As Gog-Magog War Won’t Shake Man’s Faith In Him
Observers have tracked Katz’s credulous devotion to his teacher to the loss of his father four years ago and an eviction not long afterwards that deprived him of important emotional and psychological anchors. Jerusalem, February 24 – The Facebook account of an ...
Read More »COVID: NGOs Horrified As Iranian Guards Unmasked When Torturing Inmates
They refuse to take proper COVID mitigation measures while shoving broken bottles up the anuses of political detainees, which has terrible implications for public health. New York, February 23 – Progressive activists in Europe and the US voiced their shock and ...
Read More »Biden Looking For Ways To Send Pallets Of Cash To Putin Also
It will serve to demoralize nations that have come to rely on the US as a staunch ally, which is a central pillar of this administration’s foreign policy. Washington, February 22 – White House officials acknowledged today that the president ...
Read More »Debunking The Feeble Narrative On Which I’ve Constructed My National Identity Is Racist! Sexist? Transphobic? Help Me Out Here.
By Hussein Abubakr, Palestinian activist Gaza City, February 21 – It’s tough to have one’s sense of self challenged. Most people’s reflexive reaction involves anger, perhaps a threat – or more than a threat – of violence, since a sense ...
Read More »Arab Israeli Voting, Enjoying Freedoms Unaware He Victim Of Apartheid
The man gushed with the enthusiasm of someone manifestly unaware that he has been expelled, despoiled, genocided and ethnically cleansed, according to numerous international NGO reports. Fureidis, February 17 – A prominent resident of this predominantly-Arab town in northern Israel ...
Read More »Mossad Makes Palestinian Toilet Seats Extra-Cold In Winter
Israel allows non-military items to enter Gaza without restriction, and Hamas officials suspect the Mossad has exploited that unrestricted importation channel to administer torture. Gaza City, February 17 – Counterintelligence operatives of the Islamist movement that governs this coastal territory ...
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