“My biggest fear,” admitted Jamal, “is that my efforts will free Palestine, but the so-called leaders of the Free Palestine movement won’t even know, and they’ll take all the credit for my hard work.” Brooklyn, April 21 – A Crown ...
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Feed SubscriptionTeen Wonders What Big Deal About ‘New Middle East’ If He Still Has Curfew
“Abraham Accords, my foot,” he spat, using a dismissive Hebrew idiom that literally translates as “it interests my grandmother.” Ofakim, April 20 – A high schooler disparaged the unprecedented recent détente between Israel and several longtime Arab enemies by noting ...
Read More »Instead Of U.S. Defense Umbrella, Blinken Offers Mideast Allies Actual Umbrella
The Middle East rainy season ended last month. Sde Boker, Negev Desert, April 19 – The American secretary of state gathered in this community two weeks ago with leaders from around the region who came together in the face of the ...
Read More »Gantz, Meretz Suddenly Realize European Govt’s Don’t Get To Vote In Israel Elections
“I was under the impression that we career officers-cum-politicians naturally know better than hoi polloi, who probably don’t even know the difference between Mercedes and BMW.” Tel Aviv, April 14 – Leaders of the country’s most progressive parties came to ...
Read More »Man Who Knows Better Than God Irritated At No Vegan Option For Paschal Offering
“God should know better, is what I’m saying.” Jerusalem, April 14 – This weekend will see the Holy Temple crowded with pilgrims bringing the special annual Passover sacrifice and its associated rituals, but one worshiper finds fault with the Creator ...
Read More »Revolution In Mideast Culture As Some Consider Suggesting Jews Only Root Of Some Evil
Ramadan TV series, often fertile ground for antisemitic programs, have cut back on Jews as satanic monsters, depicting them more often now as satanic humans. Riyadh, April 13 – Shifting geopolitical circumstances have prompted unmistakable changes in the Levant and ...
Read More »Better Candy For Celebrating Jewish Deaths Was Available In Gaza Before The Siege
By Jaswan Qiljous Khan Younis, April 12 – You don’t hear it often, but many of the older generation here speak with nostalgia for the time before 2005 when Israel removed all its soldiers and settlers from this territory. The ...
Read More »BDS Preparing To Continue Ignoring Russian Seizure Of Ukrainian Territory
Focusing on the singular goal of righting a supposed wrong that barely registers in the annals of human suffering. London, April 11 – Leaders of the Boycott, Divest, Sanctions movement targeting Israel over what they consider the Jewish States’s occupation of Palestinian ...
Read More »Last Haredi Without Smartphone Actually Just Non-Haredi Living On Budget
The same family also owns no television, but not because of philosophical objection to mass media content. Jerusalem, April 6 – Israel’s market for the previous generation of cellular devices now mainly features clientele who for religious and community-standards reasons ...
Read More »Hamas: Our Rockets Identify As Female; Iron Dome Perpetrates Misogyny
“The Zionist usurper of our lands has always shown particular cruelty to the defenseless.” Gaza City, April 7 – A spokesman for the Islamist militant group that governs this blockaded Mediterranean territory accused Israel of abusive, violent, sexist behavior in ...
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