Police will exempt from their initial presumption of guilt anyone whose demonstrated political leanings fall to the left of center, with the definition of “center” relegated to the supervising officer’s discretion. Jerusalem, January 18 – Israeli authorities sought to assuage concerns today, ...
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Feed SubscriptionRabbis Who Covered For Abusers Invited To Join Catholic Church
Those Rabbis qualify for at least bishop-level proficiency. Rome, January 17 – Vatican officials announced today that recent developments in the Haredi Jewish community indicating that refusal to take sex-abuse and rape allegations seriously go back decades means that those ...
Read More »Human Rights Group Insists Drone Infiltrating From Lebanon Just Looking For Work
“How many Palestinians did IDF troops kill for throwing firebombs when maybe those Palestinians were just trying to initiate a friendly game of catch?” Kiryat Sh’monah, January 13 – NGOs decried Israel’s downing of an unmanned aircraft today that penetrated the country’s ...
Read More »Movement Suffused With Antisemites Denies It Antisemitic
“When you cite facts about the ubiquity of antisemitism in the pro-Palestine movement, you smear us.” New York, January 13 – A collection of organizations, activists, and ideologues supporting the Free Palestine cause, which attracts every manner of Judaeophobe, insisted ...
Read More »Let’s Make War Crime Accusations Now For The Next Gaza Conflict
By Arafat Masri, Palestinian Human Rights activist Beit Hanoun, January 12 – No one knows what 2022 will bring. The uncertainty colors all of our decision-making, all the more so in the shadow of COVID-19 and continued high tensions in ...
Read More »Student Insists Extreme Weather Shot Spitball At Teacher
“I hear that’s been happening a lot lately. Climate change or something. I don’t claim to be an expert.” Ra’anana, January 11 – Taking his cue from apologists for Palestinian terrorists, a junior in the local high school has taken ...
Read More »Surgical Mask Fails To Protect Terrorist From Bullet
Palestinian public health authorities now worry that confidence in their pronouncements and guidelines will suffer as a result. Kibbutz Kissufim, near the Gaza border, January 10 – A Hamas fighter who relied on guidance from Palestinian public health authorities in ...
Read More »Woman Who ‘Follows The Science!’ Dismisses Genetics, Archaeology Tying Jews To Levant
The professor, who touts the scientific method and the integrity of changing one’s view in light of evidence, has given no indication she intends to shift her understanding of reality in light of the robust evidence of Jewish Levantine origins and ...
Read More »Progressive Jewish Temple Excited For Interfaith Event With Shaman
Future events with the shaman remain in doubt; he will soon be engaged in a 41-month spiritual retreat. Lawrence, January 6 – Members and administration of Temple Israel in this affluent Long Island suburb acknowledged their enthusiasm today ahead of a ...
Read More »Man Who Insists Mizrahim Just ‘Arab Jews’ Also Hates When They ‘Appropriate Arab Culture’
About half of Israel’s Jewish population boasts Mizrahi ancestry. Amman, January 5 – A prolific user of social media with staunch political views continued to argue today both that the Jews who lived under Arab hegemony for most of the ...
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