Despite mainstream media that cheerlead Bennett’s government simply because he isn’t Netanyahu. Lod, February 16 – A historically unpopular prime minister, a paucity of fulfilled campaign promises, critical compromises that betrayed a core electoral constituency, incompetence in handling the ongoing ...
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Even basic-level Jewish resolutions, such as non-Sabbath-observers who turn off their mobile devices and TVs Friday night and Saturday. Jerusalem, February 15 – New research has identified a previously-undescribed physiological phenomenon in humans, in which one who takes on a ...
Read More »Iran Worries Biden Will Forget Today’s Concessions By Tomorrow
“We glimpsed at least one note from a ‘Dr. Jill’ allowing the president to participate in a strategy session.” Vienna, February 14 – Negotiators on behalf of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei expressed anxiety today in a message to Teheran that the ...
Read More »BLM Offers Canada Truckers Arson, Looting Services So Media Will Be More Sympathetic
Failing that, the activists surmised, they could always engaged their team of allied progressive NGOs to involve Palestinian terrorists. Ottawa, February 13 – Leaders and prominent activists among the movements that spearheaded violent demonstrations across the US in 2020 reached ...
Read More »People Keep Seeing Through My Jew-Hate Disguised As Hate For Jewish Security
By Marc Lamont Hill, activist Washington, February 10 – I’m a proud anti-racist, a fighter for social justice who seeks to uphold the rights and narrative of oppressed minorities. As such, I carry heightened sensitivity to accusations that I express, or ...
Read More »Cold-Weather Streak Proves Your Side Of Climate Debate
Experts have noted parallels between the way you can use this weather for either side of the climate argument and the way rising crime militates either for or against increased policing. Mevasseret Tzion, February 9 – The lowest sustained temperatures ...
Read More »Jew-Hater Can’t Decide Whether Israel Deprived Palestinians Of Vaccines Or Vaccines A Jewish Mind-Control Plot
“I can’t have it both ways, and I’m having a hard time picking which one offers more in terms of attention and emotional valence.” Hebron, Palestinian Territories, February 8 – A conspiracy-minded local resident finds himself caught between two conflicting ...
Read More »Likud Vows Return To Power, Same Policies Against Which It Now Rails
“Right now they’re horrible policies, though, I can tell you that.” Jerusalem, February 7 – Leaders of the largest Knesset faction currently outside of the governing coalition expressed confidence today that it will sweep back into a controlling position, at ...
Read More »Without Antisemitism, Presbyterian Church Unsure How To Attract Members
“I’d be hard-pressed to find a Christian vision and platform that will appeal to enough people unless we also incorporate the deicide charge against the Jews but dressed up as ani-Zionism.” Louisville, February 3 – An American Christian movement constituting part ...
Read More »Violence Against Diaspora Jews Weirdly Ineffective In Convincing Them Jews Don’t Need Israel For Safety
Activists acknowledged such treatment only accelerated the emigration of Jews. Cairo, February 3 – Opponents of Jewish sovereignty in the ancestral Jewish homeland voiced frustration today that their ongoing efforts to demonstrate that Jews do not need that sovereignty, by ...
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