A microcosm of this country’s political decision-making, delaying the intimidating reckoning each time it rears its head, only to ensure an even bigger problem next time. Ben-Gurion Airport, April 6 – A Boeing 767-300ER intended to serve as the prime minister’s ...
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Feed SubscriptionAncient Religious Leaders Suppressed Literary Works By Genderqueer Immigrants Of Color
The article attempts to reconstruct a Bible that contains such lost literary and spiritual treasures. Jerusalem, April 5 – Critical scholars have concluded that the foundational texts of the world’s major faiths feature the glaring absence of material from non-cisgender marginalized ...
Read More »‘Racist Israel Is Focusing Only On Jewish Ukraine Refugees!’ Charge Countries Taking No Ukraine Refugees
“We Arabs wouldn’t have raised an eyebrow, let alone a sword, if Zionism weren’t so specifically Jewish.” Cairo, April 4 – Governments in the region and beyond are accusing the Jewish State of discriminatory behavior in offering escape and safety to ...
Read More »My Supreme Leader, We Can Attack The US And Biden Will Still Cave To All Our Demands
by Ali Mossadegh, advisor to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Tehran, Mach 31- Your Holiness, I must express my admiration for your wisdom and insight regarding the Great Satan and the naivety of their political leadership. Not only did you tell us not ...
Read More »Biden Admin Mulls Replacing IRGC On Terrorist Org List With Parents Who Want Transparent Curricula
“The list plays a vital role in communicating this administration’s approach to handling terrorism.” Washington, March 31 – White House officials acknowledged today they will weigh not simply the removal of one of the most malignant, violent groups on the ...
Read More »‘Must Get Rid Of Chametz Before Pesach’ Pretext Invoked To Justify Drinking
“You can’t be too careful in the service of God,” the drinkers explain, intoxicated by, among other things, their pursuit of righteousness. Jerusalem, March 30 – The approaching Jewish festival of Passover, during which the Torah bars the possession, let ...
Read More »Syria Army Morale In Long Decline Since Soldiers, Unable To Shoot At Israeli Towns, Must Shoot Fellow Syrians
“We can’t even do that job by ourselves. We need Russian air power just to kill our own.” Damascus, March 29 – Veterans and observers of Baser Assad’s forces have noticed a steady diminishment in the motivation of those forces ...
Read More »Ukraine Refugees In Israel Expected To Form Own Political Party By 2023
“Everyone wants to be Yisrael Beiteinu.” Ben-Gurion Airport, March 28 – Jews fleeing the destruction and fighting in their erstwhile country of residence after a Russian invasion will find their interests inadequately represented in the current mix of factions hoping ...
Read More »Advocate Of Sanctions On Apartheid, Terrorist-Run, Anti-Palestinian Mideast State Realizes He Means Lebanon
“I think we have to rethink our approach, because if we’re really about helping Palestinians, we have to- hey, where is everybody going?” New York, March 24 – An activist campaigning for economic, cultural, diplomatic, and other measures against a ...
Read More »Religions That ‘Superseded’ Judaism Unsure How To Handle Literal Fulfillment Of Superseded Prophecy
Judaism began its development more than a thousand years before Christianity, and makes no demand that others convert or accede to its dominion. Rome, March 24 – Two of the world’s major faiths, accounting for billions of human beings and ...
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