Palestinian leadership has sought to emulate attacking an enemy that stands in the way of questionable territorial and demographic goals, thereby all but guaranteeing eventual humiliation and removal from the echelons of entities whose agendas drive global policymakers. Ramallah, December 7 ...
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“Ultimately it all has to be about Palestine,” explained State Department spokesman Ned Price. Washington, December 6 – The White House continued to maintain its diplomatically ambiguous approach to the status of the island where the Nationalist Chinese government took ...
Read More »By My Calculations, We Only Need To Sacrifice Three Hundred More Children And Palestine Will Be Free
by Itbah al-Yahud, PhD candidate, Al-Quds University Abu-Dis, December 3 – Sir, I’ve come close to finishing these equations, and I’ve some exciting news: it looks like we only need to throw a few hundred more children into battle against the ...
Read More »Man Furious: Note On Windshield Didn’t Magically Render His Parking Legal
“I can’t believe the insensitivity of these [parking enforcement] people. They have such chutzpah.” Jerusalem, December 2 – A driver who wrote an explanatory message for municipal enforcers, noting that he placed his vehicle in a zone where only local ...
Read More »Youth Hopes To Reach 500 Firebombs Hurled At Jews Before Int’l Media Report Any
By the time journalists can no longer justify turning a blind eye to his terrorism, he will already reach the mark. Ma’aleh Adummim, December 1 – A Palestinian teen who spends his afternoons and evenings flinging Molotov cocktails toward cars ...
Read More »Ministry Of Culture Puzzled By Grant Request For Non-Anti-Zionist HaBima Play
“I don’t think we’ve ever done this before.” Jerusalem, November 18 – Officials and clerks at Israel’s chief government body for support of the arts voiced confusion today upon receipt of an application to fund a production of a show ...
Read More »Media Attempting New Hanukkah Miracle, Trying To Center Trump For 8 More Years
“They, the dominant cultural force, are becoming more like the Seleucid overlords and Hellenizing Jews of yore, even as they view themselves as plucky fighters for freedom and justice.” Washington, November 29 – News, commentary, and analysis of current events cast in ...
Read More »Israel Racist For Not Wanting To Drink Gaza Sewage From Mediterranean
“The hurt is magnified because until Zionism came along, forcing Jews to drink Muslim wastewater, whether figuratively or literally, was the norm in the region.” Ashkelon, November 25 – Activists denounced the Jewish state again today over its discriminatory attitudes ...
Read More »Death Of Last Nazi War Criminal Deprives Palestinians Of Chance To Honor Him
“Our struggle was his struggle.” Ramallah, November 25 – Representatives from the office of President Mahmoud Abbas voiced their regret today, following the passing of the last known participant in the organized slaughter of millions of Jews during the Second ...
Read More »Glad To See Progressives Adopt My ‘The Tiniest Flaw Renders You Irredeemably Evil’ Ethos
by The Serpent Garden of Eden, November 24 – The removal of the Thomas Jefferson statue from New York City’s City Hall filled me with a sense of accomplishment I haven’t felt in a long, long time. It resonated with ...
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