"Not a metaphor, but also, yes, a metaphor," Beelzebub stated.
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Qatar Allocates Extra Slave Labor To Build Haniyeh Tomb
Approximately 5,000 forced-laborers from south Asia, southeast Asia, and Africa.
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A jump of about 2,000 since the same time last year, when the figure stood at just under 17,000.
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The IDF prosecutor might drop charges against demonstrators who agree to criticize Netanyahu.
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by Hind Khoudary, Gaza journalist and Hamas supporter
Read More »Palestinians Nix ‘How To Rape Boys According To Islamic Law’ TV Episodes
"Perhaps by the end of the 2020's, it will be seen as intolerant and racist to express negative views of boy-rape. Then we can air the canceled episodes."
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None left to change clothes or to raise the awkward subject with the identically-attired others.
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"Our premises can't be wrong - those are axiomatic," he explained, detailing the difficulty.
Read More »Houthis Thought Sloped Roof Would Prevent Israeli Airstrikes
"Some large ships from Iran bound for us have also disappeared. I don't know if they had sloped roofs installed."
Read More »Expat Who Wouldn’t Have Voted Anyway Really Energized By Trump Surge
"It's going to be yuge!"
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