“I hear that’s been happening a lot lately. Climate change or something. I don’t claim to be an expert.” Ra’anana, January 11 – Taking his cue from apologists for Palestinian terrorists, a junior in the local high school has taken ...
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Palestinian public health authorities now worry that confidence in their pronouncements and guidelines will suffer as a result. Kibbutz Kissufim, near the Gaza border, January 10 – A Hamas fighter who relied on guidance from Palestinian public health authorities in ...
Read More »Woman Who ‘Follows The Science!’ Dismisses Genetics, Archaeology Tying Jews To Levant
The professor, who touts the scientific method and the integrity of changing one’s view in light of evidence, has given no indication she intends to shift her understanding of reality in light of the robust evidence of Jewish Levantine origins and ...
Read More »Progressive Jewish Temple Excited For Interfaith Event With Shaman
Future events with the shaman remain in doubt; he will soon be engaged in a 41-month spiritual retreat. Lawrence, January 6 – Members and administration of Temple Israel in this affluent Long Island suburb acknowledged their enthusiasm today ahead of a ...
Read More »Man Who Insists Mizrahim Just ‘Arab Jews’ Also Hates When They ‘Appropriate Arab Culture’
About half of Israel’s Jewish population boasts Mizrahi ancestry. Amman, January 5 – A prolific user of social media with staunch political views continued to argue today both that the Jews who lived under Arab hegemony for most of the ...
Read More »1:1 Correlation Btw Thinking ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Just Means ‘F- Biden’ And ‘AntiZionism Not Antisemitism’
The phenomenon reflects a robust consistency in their capacity to shoehorn facts into ill-fitting preconceived biases, whether conscious or not. Washington, January 4 – Researchers have discovered an exact match in gullibility or self-deception between those who believe an expression that gained ...
Read More »This Firebomb Ain’t Gonna Throw Itself At Jewish Kids, You Know
By Nashat Halawi, activist Somewhere in the hills near the Hizme checkpoint, January 3 – We have to get going, Ahmad. It’s almost time for those school buses to pass by on the road down the hill, and we have ...
Read More »Couple Feeling Pressure To Have Same Loud, Shallow Wedding As Everyone Else
“My friends’ first reaction was to ask about the bachelor party.” Hod HaSharon, December 30 – A woman and her fiancé acknowledged this afternoon that while the two of them much prefer an intimate, wholesome celebration to accompany their upcoming ...
Read More »Biden Admin Shocked Iran Still Fomenting Terror After Pinky-Swear
Malley and his team had assumed a pinky-swear from Iran’s negotiators signified a reliable commitment to change direction. Washington, December 30 – Senior American diplomatic officials voiced their dismay today upon discovering that despite extraction by those officials of a ...
Read More »Polling Reveals Israelis Sick Of Polls
The current figures mark a gradual shift that began with the formation of the current government. Jerusalem, December 29 – A survey of potential voters by one of the country’s leading electoral analysis firms has revealed that potential voters have ...
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