By Mohammed El-Kurd, activist Jerusalem, December 14 – People under foreign occupation have a right to resist that occupation, and, as pro-Palestinian apologists have long argued, that right extends to “by any means,” a phrase that my people have always ...
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Feed SubscriptionPost-Hanukkah Vow Not To Eat More Donuts Miraculously Lasts Almost 8 Days
“I took that as a heavenly sign endorsing my efforts to date, especially my efforts to find more donuts.” Jerusalem, December 13 – A resident who resolved to abstain from the deep-fried dough treats associated with the Jewish “Festival of ...
Read More »IDF Detention Facilities Rampantly Assuming Gender Of Palestinians
Progressive organizations followed up the letter with an online drive to get activists outside Israel to convey to their governments the importance of addressing the crucial issue of misgendered Israeli prisons. Ofer Prison, north of Jerusalem, December 9 – Human ...
Read More »Clown Troupe Cancels Show At Knesset, Citing Dignity Of Clown Shows
“Our dignity is precious enough to us that we will not perform at such a disgraceful venue, no matter what the cost.” Jerusalem, December 9 – An ensemble of garishly-painted, slapstick performers known for oversize shoes, exaggerated pratfalls, and a ...
Read More »Noah’s Warning He Will Turn Ark Around If Shem, Ham Don’t Stop Fighting Ineffective
Witness reports indicate that a stunned silence followed the pronouncement, then laughter and renewed shouting as both boys realized the futility of the threat. Somewhere near what was probably Damascus, December 8 – A family patriarch stuck in a wooden ...
Read More »Palestinians Send Congratulations To Japan On Anniversary Of Glorious Pearl Harbor Operation
Palestinian leadership has sought to emulate attacking an enemy that stands in the way of questionable territorial and demographic goals, thereby all but guaranteeing eventual humiliation and removal from the echelons of entities whose agendas drive global policymakers. Ramallah, December 7 ...
Read More »Biden Admin Vague On Whether Taiwan Part Of Palestine
“Ultimately it all has to be about Palestine,” explained State Department spokesman Ned Price. Washington, December 6 – The White House continued to maintain its diplomatically ambiguous approach to the status of the island where the Nationalist Chinese government took ...
Read More »By My Calculations, We Only Need To Sacrifice Three Hundred More Children And Palestine Will Be Free
by Itbah al-Yahud, PhD candidate, Al-Quds University Abu-Dis, December 3 – Sir, I’ve come close to finishing these equations, and I’ve some exciting news: it looks like we only need to throw a few hundred more children into battle against the ...
Read More »Man Furious: Note On Windshield Didn’t Magically Render His Parking Legal
“I can’t believe the insensitivity of these [parking enforcement] people. They have such chutzpah.” Jerusalem, December 2 – A driver who wrote an explanatory message for municipal enforcers, noting that he placed his vehicle in a zone where only local ...
Read More »Youth Hopes To Reach 500 Firebombs Hurled At Jews Before Int’l Media Report Any
By the time journalists can no longer justify turning a blind eye to his terrorism, he will already reach the mark. Ma’aleh Adummim, December 1 – A Palestinian teen who spends his afternoons and evenings flinging Molotov cocktails toward cars ...
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