Refusal to accept the vaccine, or Israel as a fait accompli, puts Palestinians at increased risk of hospitalization and painful death. Ramallah, September 3 – Observers of Palestinian society have noted of late that more than a century of rejecting ...
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Feed SubscriptionUS Ready To Ignore Rest Of People Trapped In Afghanistan
The airlift has ended now that CNN, CBS, ABC, the New York Times, AP, NBC, and other outlets no longer feel compelled to inform their audiences in urgent terms of the reason for it. Washington, September 2 – Several weeks after the ignominious ...
Read More »We At Human Rights Watch Are So Concerned About Afghanistan, We Went A Whole Hour Without Tweeting About Israel
By Ken Roth, Director What is happening in Afghanistan is as horrific as it was preventable, which compounds the tragedy. Our organization’s anxiety regarding recent developments there has increased to the point that one day two weeks ago, and again ...
Read More »COVID Test Center Looking For Experienced DMV Workers To Prevent Line From Moving
Visitors who did manage to get to the front before despairing still faced several classic hurdles of Israeli bureaucracy, including the old standby of demanding a document that none of the instructions called for. Jerusalem, August 31 – Management of ...
Read More »Palestinians Confused By Kabul Rockets Not Aimed At Israel
“They prioritize their rocket use for something other than killing Jews…?” Gaza City, September 30 – A series of attacks on Hamid Karzai International Airport by various militant Islamist groups has residents of this coastal enclave and others farther inland ...
Read More »Agatha Harkness To Deliver Every Gov’t COVID Statement
If successful, Ms. Harkness has agreed to expand her aegis to other government ministries and entities, the credibility and reliability of which she reflects so well. Jerusalem, August 29 – Israeli public health officials has launched a pilot program under which ...
Read More »Man Threatens To Cancel Subscription To Shul Newsletter
“I’ll give them till next week’s issue, because I know it’s short notice for this week, but then boom – I’m canceling.” Woodmere, August 26 – A synagogue member who feels that his house of worship’s weekly publication has taken ...
Read More »Israeli ‘Genocide’ Of Palestinians Seen As Model To Boost Population Growth
“We might just request that the IDF occupy us as well.” Amman, August 25 – Countries facing a demographic crisis now seek out the input of those responsible for genocide of the Palestinians in a decades-long process that has resulted ...
Read More »Squad Discovers Its Candidates Lose Elections When Opponents Allowed To Run
“The problem is there are other people running against our people.” Cleveland, August 24 – More than three weeks after a Democratic Party primary race for a crucial Congressional seat resulted in the victory of a mainstream, pro-Israel candidate over ...
Read More »I’m Moving On To Running Nursing Homes And Girls’ Schools For The NY Jewish Community
by former Governor Andrew Cuomo Albany, August 23 – My career in politics appears to have ended, at least for the short term. But every man needs purpose, and I believe I have found a purpose that will propel me ...
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