The Obama and Biden administrations have contorted themselves to provide as much relief and generosity as possible even as the Islamic Republic keeps US and other foreign citizens hostage as negotiating or financial leverage. Jerusalem, June 21 – An Israeli ...
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Feed SubscriptionRabbi: Boys Nursing From Women ‘Immodest’ – Men Must Nurse Them
“B’siyatoh dishmayoh, our holy sons will remain pure of mind, never having seen or felt anything inappropriate while eating as a baby.” Jerusalem, June 20 – The leader of a religious community in this holy city has identified a glaring breach ...
Read More »Twitter To Address Khamenei Anti-Israel Incitement By Locking Zionist Accounts
Twitter has finally decided to embrace its progressive racism instead of hiding behind flimsy excuses. San Francisco, June 17 – Years of user complaints that the official Twitter account of Iran’s Supreme Leader repeatedly engages in overt and veiled threats to ...
Read More »Biden Robot’s G7 Gaffes Show It’s A Perfect Replica
The Party sought a ‘Biden’ that would convincingly replicate the original, but not exhibit quite enough decline to prompt invocation of the 25th Amendment. Washington, June 16 – The manufacturer of an android that had stood in for the 46th ...
Read More »My ‘As A Jew’ Beats Your ‘My Rabbi Said’
by Aril Elyse Gold, National Co-Director, Code Pink New York, June 15 – In the rhetorical contest surrounding who gets to represent “authentic” Judaism to the world, and to invoke “what Judaism says” about any issue, we must remember the ...
Read More »New Israel Fund Still Plans To Call Everything In Israel Terrible, Racist
“We certainly don’t want the people who pay our salaries to realize our work here is no longer as necessary!” Jerusalem, June 14 – Israel swore in its most diverse government in history today, including an unprecedented number of women, ...
Read More »Biden Not Going To Let Pesky Thing Like Iran’s Genocidal Ambitions Get In Way Of Deal
Jewish sovereignty and safety must cede priority to the overarching objective of cementing Iran as the hegemonic power in the Middle East by means of genocidal campaigns across the region. Washington, June 13 – A representative of the current presidential administration assured reporters ...
Read More »Man Who Legitimizes Violence Demands Gov’t Address Violence In His Community
“With such rhetoric in the air, no wonder our youth keep trying to kill Jews, who invite it by mentioning it!” Jerusalem, June 10 – An Arab lawmaker in Israel who salutes terrorists, deems attacks on Jews acts of “resistance,” ...
Read More »UN/NGOs Fund Synagogue Building; Assumed It Was Mosque Bombed By Israel
International aid organizations cut checks totaling more than $30M. Jerusalem, June 9 – A congregation that had struggled to meet its fundraising target toward a new facility now finds itself with an excess of money after repackaging its appeal as ...
Read More »Girl’s Entire Doll Collection Starring In Rubble Photos All Over Gaza
Dolls-lying-in-airstrike-rubble-as-if-the IDF-caused-the-scene-but-in-fact-the-whole-picture-is-contrived has proved a public relations boon to terrorist groups. Khan Yunis, June 8 – A six-year-old in this Hamas-controlled coastal territory woke up today to discover that her father and older brothers had removed every single stuffed animal ...
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