A significant and powerful portion of the international community endorses that position. Umm el-Fahm, July 20 – A group of political leaders in Israel’s Arab sector maintained their longstanding position this week that a country designated as the nation-state of only one ...
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Feed SubscriptionIslamic Leaders Worried They May Have Missed A Jewish Shrine To Appropriate
A development that threatens the absolute nature of Islam’s inevitable dominance in Islamist theology. Jerusalem, July 19 – Muslim community officials expressed anxiety today that some Jewish holy sites might have escaped the fate that befell almost all other places ...
Read More »Babylonians Graciously Offer Jewish Exiles Perpetual Second-Class Status, Occasional Genocide
Perpetual outsiders, at best tolerated and at worst, well, look what’s happening right now. Babylon, July 15 – Officials and local leaders reacting to the arrival in Mesopotamia of the continuing waves of forced Jewish emigration from Judah took pains ...
Read More »Palestinians To Send Delegation To Cuba To Help Beat Protesters
Repressive Palestinian policies and methods, backed by US funding for the forces implementing those methods, will thus augment the experienced but resource-poor Cuban authorities in crushing dissent. Ramallah, July 15 – President Mahmoud Abbas of the Palestinian National Authority telephoned ...
Read More »Sadie, I MUST Have This Palestinian-Children’s-Blood Matza Recipe!
by Harriet Lefkowitz New York, July 14 – Good morning, Sadie! So nice to see you. How are the grandchildren? Oh, so good, so good to hear. A doctor? Oh, you must be shepping! I hope he finds a nice ...
Read More »Police Suggest Jews Wear Special Yellow Stars For Protection
Spotting Jews will become a matter of seconds, rather than having to ask around, which can waste precious minutes during an altercation in which a Jew might defend himself. Lod, July 13 – Israeli law enforcement officials told Jewish community ...
Read More »Boy Suspects Dog That Ate Homework A Mossad Agent
“I have made some interesting friends since going public about my suspicions.” London, July 12 – A student whose grades suffered this past school year because his pet kept attacking and swallowing his assignments before he could submit them believes ...
Read More »Bennett Fails To Win Ra’am Approval To Turn Up A/C
Bennett is more afraid of another round of elections, or of Netanyahu swooping back in with a majority, than a leftist agenda. Jerusalem, July 11 – Israel’s prime minister suffered another political setback today when a chief partner in his ...
Read More »Report: Ancient Prophets, Sages Wise Except Where You Disagree
In this month’s issue of the journal Pathways in Observed Social Trends in Human Organization and Cooperation (POSTHOC), a sociology periodical. Jerusalem, July 8 – Researchers have determined that the lore and insight of those who lived long ago, and thus had ...
Read More »Israel Hoarding Jews, Won’t Let Arabs Perform Traditional Massacres
“Riots aren’t the same without local Jews to scapegoat, beat, rape, and despoil.” Damascus, July 7 – Activists and government representatives from around the region continued to accuse the Jewish State today of keeping almost all of the Middle East’s Jews ...
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