Karine Jean-Pierre denied the reports. "The president is doing pushups and squat thrusts as we speak."
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Sir, Please Reassign Me From Listening In On Khamenei’s Phone Sex With His Daughter
by Agent 42069, Mossad Communications Surveillance Section
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"Bring in that Star Spangled Banner girl instead!"
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"International powers must step in to put a stop to the cruelty."
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The man died from a boring old infection a few months later instead.
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Nasrallah: "Expert Student of Underground Décor."
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"One of the easiest political acts I've ever done. Or not done."
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The Quibbler ran a cover illustration of a Palestinian child with six fingers and three arms.
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Think how much more justice we would have in the world had the defeated Germans chosen the path of perpetual Resistance!
Read More »Aging Cantor Blasts ‘Synagogue Elites’ Who Seek To Replace Him
"Concerns over my mental acuity and physical stamina are being used to mask political machinations."
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