"We will unleash untold wrath on a field of straw somewhere outside the town of Shlomi!"
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"You have to stop using the pagers before something awful happens."
Read More »Driving Instructor Thinks He Just The Person To Give Teen Student Diet Advice
"I'd bet there's no one else in that girl's life willing to speak about these things."
Read More »Rhetoric That Inspires Violence Is Wrong! Unless It’s Pro-Palestine Rhetoric.
by Rashida Tlaib, Congresswoman, 12h District, Michigan
Read More »Devil Driven To Torment Job After Losing Fiddle To Georgia Boy
"Best there's ever been" honesty in a person with peak ability, unadulterated by ambition, was simply unfamiliar to the devil.
Read More »Government To Disappear Entirely After Decision To Cut ‘Unnecessary’ Ministries
Not a single one performs a necessary function, at least not well.
Read More »Harris: Trump A Coward For Backing Out Of Third Assassination Attempt
"Showing him unfit and unwilling to make the sacrifices a leader must make."
Read More »Hostage Deal Fails Again As Israel Nixes Sinwar Keeping Favorite Consort Donkey
"What can I say, the man likes ass."
Read More »Report: Gaza Not Starving, Just Won’t Eat Because Full Of BS
The largest fecal element involves the notion that Israel can or will be destroyed.
Read More »Harris Campaign Skips Middle Man By Merging With CAIR
"Personnel is policy."
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