Dolls-lying-in-airstrike-rubble-as-if-the IDF-caused-the-scene-but-in-fact-the-whole-picture-is-contrived has proved a public relations boon to terrorist groups. Khan Yunis, June 8 – A six-year-old in this Hamas-controlled coastal territory woke up today to discover that her father and older brothers had removed every single stuffed animal ...
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Feed SubscriptionBrooklyn Tenants Cite #SaveSheikhJarrah In Refusal To Pay Rent
“We demand the same support that they get for taking a stand against having to leave a rental property if you refuse to pay rent.” New York, June 16 – Occupants of several apartments in Bushwick continued their withholding today ...
Read More »Hamas Giggling Over What Next Ridiculous Pretext For Violence The World Will Take At Face Value
Allies and enablers will reflexively blame Israel for whatever happens as a result. Gaza City, June 6 – Leaders of the Palestinian Islamic Resistance Movement that governs the Gaza Strip have spent the last several weeks since the latest conflict with Israel ...
Read More »Parents Spent Awful Lot Of Money For Daughter To Still Have Nothing To Wear
“Did those new clothes disappear?” Jerusalem, June 6 – A local couple voiced puzzlement today at the fact that they have, over the last three months, parted with upwards of six hundred shekels to procure garments, footwear, and accessories for ...
Read More »Iran Insists Sunken Frigate Actually On Important Underwater Mission
“The decoy operation was a complete success.” Tehran, June 2 – An Iranian navy vessel that caught fire under mysterious circumstances today and sank is in fact conducting important undersea operations, and not, as Zionist propaganda would have you believe, ...
Read More »Netanyahu To Step Away From Politics To Spend More Time With Ego
A side-effect of the decades of nurturing that political and psychological symbiosis has been the prevention of any credible leader emerging in Netanyahu’s wake. Caesarea, June 1 – Israel’s longest-serving head of government, forced to leave the position he has held ...
Read More »Rabbi Notes Importance Of Judging Others Favorably Who Donate To Rabbi
“Our first obligation, even in the era of the Me Too movement, is not to prejudge.” Lawrence, May 20 – A spiritual leader used his sermon this week to stress the Jewish value of always giving someone the benefit of ...
Read More »Eschewing Term ‘Abraham Accords,’ Biden Admin Now Calling Israel ‘Jewville’
A name that evokes epic rapprochement between once-estranged brothers Isaac and Ishmael won’t do. Washington, May 30 – Diplomatic sources in the White House and Department of State have confirmed that in addition to the current administration refraining from reference ...
Read More »Everything You Don’t Like Now Called Apartheid
Following HRW expansion of the term’s application, things that are Apartheid now include lawn maintenance and jelly-filled donuts. New York, May 27 – A report by Human Rights Watch that redefined a loaded political term in order to shoehorn Israeli ...
Read More »Anti-Jewish Riots Over, Umm-El-Fahm Arabs Return To Killing One Another
Observers remarked on the speed with which the thugs made the pivot to, and then away from, targeting Jews en masse. Umm El-Fahm, May 26 – Thugs unable to take their aggression out on Jews in Israel following belated police ...
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