By Srul Zaiden, Sonderkommando corpse disposal squad Belzec, June 24 – Hell on Earth. That’s the only way to get close to describing my existence at the moment, and even then, the words ring hollow, inadequate. No reason, no purpose ...
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Feed SubscriptionPalestinian Activist Thinks Image Of Plant On Coin Means Place Belongs To Plant
Palestine must be ruled by the descendants of those plants, and of course Palestinians are those descendants. Ramallah, June 23 – An advocate for removing Jewish sovereignty from the Holy Land in favor of an Arab Islamic state, who also ...
Read More »Palestinian Says Was Raped By New Israeli Laser
“We find his account credible, because we find anything that makes Israel look bad credible.” Gaza City, June 22 – A former prisoner in Israeli military detention told activists and journalists that the Jewish State’s newest defense weapon, which intercepts ...
Read More »MK: To Close Budget Gap, Follow Iran Lead, Take US Hostages For Ransom
The Obama and Biden administrations have contorted themselves to provide as much relief and generosity as possible even as the Islamic Republic keeps US and other foreign citizens hostage as negotiating or financial leverage. Jerusalem, June 21 – An Israeli ...
Read More »Rabbi: Boys Nursing From Women ‘Immodest’ – Men Must Nurse Them
“B’siyatoh dishmayoh, our holy sons will remain pure of mind, never having seen or felt anything inappropriate while eating as a baby.” Jerusalem, June 20 – The leader of a religious community in this holy city has identified a glaring breach ...
Read More »Twitter To Address Khamenei Anti-Israel Incitement By Locking Zionist Accounts
Twitter has finally decided to embrace its progressive racism instead of hiding behind flimsy excuses. San Francisco, June 17 – Years of user complaints that the official Twitter account of Iran’s Supreme Leader repeatedly engages in overt and veiled threats to ...
Read More »Biden Robot’s G7 Gaffes Show It’s A Perfect Replica
The Party sought a ‘Biden’ that would convincingly replicate the original, but not exhibit quite enough decline to prompt invocation of the 25th Amendment. Washington, June 16 – The manufacturer of an android that had stood in for the 46th ...
Read More »My ‘As A Jew’ Beats Your ‘My Rabbi Said’
by Aril Elyse Gold, National Co-Director, Code Pink New York, June 15 – In the rhetorical contest surrounding who gets to represent “authentic” Judaism to the world, and to invoke “what Judaism says” about any issue, we must remember the ...
Read More »New Israel Fund Still Plans To Call Everything In Israel Terrible, Racist
“We certainly don’t want the people who pay our salaries to realize our work here is no longer as necessary!” Jerusalem, June 14 – Israel swore in its most diverse government in history today, including an unprecedented number of women, ...
Read More »Biden Not Going To Let Pesky Thing Like Iran’s Genocidal Ambitions Get In Way Of Deal
Jewish sovereignty and safety must cede priority to the overarching objective of cementing Iran as the hegemonic power in the Middle East by means of genocidal campaigns across the region. Washington, June 13 – A representative of the current presidential administration assured reporters ...
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