Expiating the shame of losing to Jews in 1948 takes greater precedence than treating holy things with reverence. Jerusalem, May 10 – Authorities on the Muslim faith around the world agreed today (Monday) that the religion assigns greater importance to ...
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Haphazard planning, if any, doomed the efforts in 1947 and 48 to keep Jews at the mercy of others. Umm el-Fahm, May 6 – Weeks of Arab violence against Jews in Israel have prompted some among the Arab political leadership ...
Read More »Iran Hopes Israel Doesn’t Strike Landing Sites For Pallets Of Cash From US
“They obviously wouldn’t hit an American aircraft, or the plane of an allied country – that’s more our thing.” Tehran, May 6 – Officials of the Islamic Republic voiced their concerns this week that their facilities to receive anticipated windfalls ...
Read More »NGOs Confident They Can Still Call Undetermined Bibi Successor ‘War Criminal’
“My first thought was it shouldn’t matter who it is, since Zionism is inherently a war crime,” acknowledged Omar Shakir of Human Rights Watch. Jerusalem, May 5 – The deadline for incumbent Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu to form a coalition ...
Read More »Hamas Rocket Performance Looking Eerily Familiar To Galactic Empire Storm Troopers
“Did we train them?” wondered Tarkin. Tatooine, May 4 – Military officials in a galaxy far, far away have taken note of the accuracy, or lack thereof, of the missiles fired toward Israel by the Islamist movement that governs the ...
Read More »The Problem With The IHRA Antisemitism Definition Is It Doesn’t Accommodate Antisemites
by Rabbi Jill Jacobs, T’ruah – the Rabbinic Call for Human Rights New York, May 3 – Numerous thinkers and organizations have attempted over the years to provide a precise, useful definition of the term “antisemitism.” The two most recent ...
Read More »Foes OK With US Aid To Israel If ‘Israel’ Means ‘Palestinians’ And ‘Aid’ Means ‘Paying Terrorists’
They might even keep the aid package intact without reducing it by one penny. Washington, April 29 – Congressional opponents of the Jewish State clarified today that they do not seek to eliminate American funding to advance that country’s defense capabilities, ...
Read More »Jihadi In Hell Would Prefer Literal Fire To Eternal Burning Shame He Actually Earned
“I embraced the honor/shame dynamic. But by committing unspeakable atrocities in service thereof, I only compounded my shame.” Gehinnom, April 29 – A martyred holy warrior for Islam admitted today he had expected his punishment in the afterlife to feature physical ...
Read More »Beast Changes Mind, Will Eat Sanctimonious Irritating Useful Idiots First
“I don’t even have a soul and I feel drained after encountering them.” Tel Aviv, April 28 – The metaphorical monster threatening the conquest and subjugation of the otherwise free people of this society disclosed today that it has undergone ...
Read More »Fatah Threat To Cancel Elections It Will Lose Not Having Desired Effect Of Projecting Strength
The party had hoped to rely on Israel to provide a pretext for canceling the context and saving Fatah face. Ramallah, April 15 – Declarations by members of the party controlling the Palestinian Authority that unless their rivals or Israel ...
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