by Aril Elyse Gold, National Co-Director, Code Pink New York, June 15 – In the rhetorical contest surrounding who gets to represent “authentic” Judaism to the world, and to invoke “what Judaism says” about any issue, we must remember the ...
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Feed SubscriptionNew Israel Fund Still Plans To Call Everything In Israel Terrible, Racist
“We certainly don’t want the people who pay our salaries to realize our work here is no longer as necessary!” Jerusalem, June 14 – Israel swore in its most diverse government in history today, including an unprecedented number of women, ...
Read More »Biden Not Going To Let Pesky Thing Like Iran’s Genocidal Ambitions Get In Way Of Deal
Jewish sovereignty and safety must cede priority to the overarching objective of cementing Iran as the hegemonic power in the Middle East by means of genocidal campaigns across the region. Washington, June 13 – A representative of the current presidential administration assured reporters ...
Read More »Man Who Legitimizes Violence Demands Gov’t Address Violence In His Community
“With such rhetoric in the air, no wonder our youth keep trying to kill Jews, who invite it by mentioning it!” Jerusalem, June 10 – An Arab lawmaker in Israel who salutes terrorists, deems attacks on Jews acts of “resistance,” ...
Read More »UN/NGOs Fund Synagogue Building; Assumed It Was Mosque Bombed By Israel
International aid organizations cut checks totaling more than $30M. Jerusalem, June 9 – A congregation that had struggled to meet its fundraising target toward a new facility now finds itself with an excess of money after repackaging its appeal as ...
Read More »Girl’s Entire Doll Collection Starring In Rubble Photos All Over Gaza
Dolls-lying-in-airstrike-rubble-as-if-the IDF-caused-the-scene-but-in-fact-the-whole-picture-is-contrived has proved a public relations boon to terrorist groups. Khan Yunis, June 8 – A six-year-old in this Hamas-controlled coastal territory woke up today to discover that her father and older brothers had removed every single stuffed animal ...
Read More »Brooklyn Tenants Cite #SaveSheikhJarrah In Refusal To Pay Rent
“We demand the same support that they get for taking a stand against having to leave a rental property if you refuse to pay rent.” New York, June 16 – Occupants of several apartments in Bushwick continued their withholding today ...
Read More »Hamas Giggling Over What Next Ridiculous Pretext For Violence The World Will Take At Face Value
Allies and enablers will reflexively blame Israel for whatever happens as a result. Gaza City, June 6 – Leaders of the Palestinian Islamic Resistance Movement that governs the Gaza Strip have spent the last several weeks since the latest conflict with Israel ...
Read More »Parents Spent Awful Lot Of Money For Daughter To Still Have Nothing To Wear
“Did those new clothes disappear?” Jerusalem, June 6 – A local couple voiced puzzlement today at the fact that they have, over the last three months, parted with upwards of six hundred shekels to procure garments, footwear, and accessories for ...
Read More »Iran Insists Sunken Frigate Actually On Important Underwater Mission
“The decoy operation was a complete success.” Tehran, June 2 – An Iranian navy vessel that caught fire under mysterious circumstances today and sank is in fact conducting important undersea operations, and not, as Zionist propaganda would have you believe, ...
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