“The Americans are somehow both unreliable and entirely predictable.” Sana, March 11 – Families of a man and woman hoping not to be dismembered by missiles from an American Predator aircraft at the celebration of their nuptials lamented this week ...
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“This will have a chilling effect on free expression. In fact it smacks of fascism – or am I not allowed to say that, either?” Washington, March 11 – Progressive activists whose default rhetoric involving the world’s only Jewish state ...
Read More »‘Don’t Define Islam By A Tiny Violent Minority!’ – A Jew Who Demands You Define Judaism By My Tiny AntiZionist Minority
by Ariel Gold, Code Pink New York, March 10 – Prejudice and discrimination have no place in our society – or in our world. Anyone who defines the hundreds of millions of adherents of Islam – the religion of peace! ...
Read More »IDF To Draft Get-Refusers As Minesweepers
Much otherwise-valuable agricultural land remains inaccessible. Golan Heights, March 9 – Numerous areas of this elevated strategic plateau remain off-limits or hazardous to human passage because of the decades-old presence of antipersonnel explosive devices that once protected Israel’s frontiers with Syria ...
Read More »Woman Who Boasts House Already Clean For Pesach Thinks People Admire Her, Not Want To Strangle Her
Reactions included numerous “Likes” in which the irony failed to resonate. Teaneck, March 8 – Little more than a week after Purim, a local homeowner has managed to clear, vacuum, and scour her residence to rid it of foodstuffs forbidden ...
Read More »Bibi Mulls Courting Israeli Left By Emulating Biden, Sniffing Women’s Hair
Elections are scheduled for March 26. Caesarea, March 4 – Israel’s incumbent prime minister floated the idea today of appealing to segments beyond his traditional right-wing base by adopting some behaviors of the center-left American president, such as standing behind ...
Read More »COVID: ‘Green Pass’ Holders Allowed Entry Into Few Businesses That Remain
“We recommend visiting the site when fewer users are likely to be on, such as in four or five months.” Jerusalem, March 4 – The Ministry of Health launched a new initiative in the last several weeks, under which people carrying ...
Read More »Even Twice-Divorced Gingrich Impressed By Biden’s Abandonment Of Mideast Allies
Gingrich divorced his second wife in 1999, having led the GOP charge to impeach President Bill Clinton just a few years before over the latter’s marital infidelity while in office, all while the Speaker himself was conducting another such affair. ...
Read More »Scientists: Debate Over Palestinian Vaccine Responsibility Will Outlast Sun
Partisans will continue to talk past each other after the sun is a white dwarf. Pasadena, CA, March 2 – Astrophysicists predicted this week that the brouhaha concerning whether Israel must provide COVID immunizations to non-citizens living in areas under ...
Read More »We’re Sorry You Don’t Deserve Attention Because Your Occupation Isn’t Done By Jews
by The United Nations Human Rights Council Geneva, March 1 – Bureaucracy moves slowly by nature, but the time has come for us to apologize nevertheless: we, the members of the United Nations Human Rights Council, express our regret that ...
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